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Mendacity

by Dromicosuchus

Part I

It was not a particularly elegant house, shunted away from the sunny open space around town hall and squeezed somewhat guiltily into the shadows of larger, older, more dignified homes—homes with pedigrees, homes that housed respectable ponies with respectable saddlebags filled with respectable bits—but inelegant as it might have been, it was clearly loved.  The whitewashed walls were flawless and smooth, the small round windows with their robin’s egg blue curtains were spotless, the unchipped shingles were all present and accounted for, and the little window boxes flourished with wild herbs and flowers gathered from the Everfree and beyond, healthy but disciplined.  No vines were permitted to crawl up these perfect walls, tearing at the plaster with their insidious little holdfasts, and woe betide the flower that tried to reassert its wildness, smudging the window glass with dirty yellow pollen.  These visitors from the strange eerie Wild were welcome here, but only as long as they remembered that they were no longer in the Wild.  There was a price for everything, and if they wanted to be watered and fertilized, kept free of aphids and Nippony beetles, then they had to pay it.

For the moment, though, they were unwatched, and perhaps as the pale yellow earth pony within the house rummaged through the chest by the neat yellow front door, her attention momentarily occupied, some of the bolder ones were already making plans to send a rogue runner crawling along the forbidden plaster wall.  The mare raised herself up from the chest, tossed a scarf back inside with an irritated snort, and called, “Lyra!”  

The name came out in a deep, basso rumble, like the voice of some senior and dignified toad trying to be even more senior and dignified than usual.  The mare winced.  That had been completely off; she was usually able to manage something at least vaguely normal.  She cleared her throat, and tried again.  

“Lyra!  Sorry about that, it’s me, Bon Bon.  Have you seen my saddlebag?”  

The voice was still a little deeper than she would have liked, and there was a bizarre Manehattan accent layered over it—why did that keep happening?  She’d never even been to Manehattan—but at least it was feminine.  There was a clacking and clattering from somewhere below, a dull thud, and then, filtering up through the wooden floor, a muffled but distinct “Awww!”  Bon Bon smiled, trotted over to the deep blue cellar door—a little scratched, she’d need to pick up some sandpaper and paint on her way back—and nudged it open with a gentle kick of her hoof.  

The cellar was, as always, in a state of mild chaos; this was Lyra’s lair, and it showed.  Tools and sheet music lay scattered about on the flagstones of the floor, the walls were covered with posters and diagrams, and a good third of the room was completely taken up by the hulking thicket of copper pipes, repurposed lyre strings, cogs, and gears that Lyra called her “fing-er,” designed to give her a set of artificial, opposable claws, like those of a dragon—ostensibly to make it easier for her to play her lyre, but Bon Bon suspected that it ran a little deeper than that, particularly considering Lyra’s current attempts to miniaturize the fing-er so that, as she put it, “I could fing all over the place!  Anytime I want!  I could just trot to the marketplace and if I see something I want, FING!  I just pick it up!  Just like that!  Just like that, Bon Bon!”  She had never really been able to explain where her word “fing” had come from; it just felt right, she said.

Lyra was currently sprawled on her back on the cellar floor, hind limbs waving awkwardly in the air and forehooves crossed peevishly.  As Bon Bon trotted down the wooden steps, her marefriend said, “I don’t know where your saddlebag is; just use mine.  And the hay did you have to shout like that for?  You broke my concentration; I almost had it this time!”

Bon Bon helped her to her hooves.  “I’m sorry, sweetie, I didn’t know you were practicing.  Did you manage a step?”  There, her voice this time was practically normal.  The Fancy accent was new, though.

Lyra’s irritation disappeared like a pie in a parasprite colony.  “A step?  Filly, hold on to your saddlebag, ‘cause I am like way more awesome than that now.  I didn’t just step, I walked, Bon Bon!  On my hind legs!  I walked!”  She reared up and wrapped her forelimbs around her marefriend, hugging her gleefully.

“Lyra, that’s fantastic!  All that practice, finally paying off!  Didn’t I tell you you could do it?”

The pale green unicorn lowered herself to her hooves again.  “Well, sure, but after all those tries—I was starting to get a little discouraged, honestly.  But you were right, all those times; I could do it!  I did do it!  All those late night balance sessions, every time we worked on my pose…”  She paused, and then in a softer tone of voice added, “I couldn’t have done it without you, you know.  I just—I couldn’t have done it.”

“Oh sweetie, I just encouraged.  This is your victory.”  Bon Bon smiled.  “And it needs to be celebrated!  What would you say to a dinner out on the town?  Horte Cuisine’s new place, maybe?  A romantic dinner for two, under the stars?”

“He charges a lot of bits, though, doesn’t he?  Do you think we can afford...?

“Shush, now!  What’s the use of having bits if we don’t spend them on something fun now and again?  I’m going out this afternoon to get some rennet apples from Sweet Apple Acres and pick some marsh mallow for that pâte de guimauve recipe I’ve been wanting to try, and I’ll stop by La Musette D’Avoine to make the reservation while I’m out.  Does that sound good?”

Lyra’s brow furrowed.  “Well, yeah, but…marsh mallow?  Doesn’t that only grow in Froggy Bottom Bog?”

“I’ll be careful, dear heart; aren’t I always?  I’ve always come back safe before.  Besides, I think a lot of the stories are exaggerated.”

“The hydra isn’t an exaggeration.  The Cakes’ apprentice told me that she was nearly eaten by it—er, them once.”

“The Cakes’ apprentice also thinks that she can foresee the future and that she and her friends are constantly being watched by an audience of millions of hairless monkeys.  I’d take anything she says with a pinch of salt, if I were you.”

“Granny Smith’s granddaughter saw them too, though, and she’s generally really dependable.”

“Well, even if there is a hydra there, they won’t be awake so soon after Winter Wrap Up; cold-blooded, you know.  Don’t fret, sweetie; I promise I’ll be just fine.”

“Well, okay.  But don’t you dare get eaten, you hear?  And if you start to feel…odd, come back right away.  I can’t do without you; I really love you, you know.”

Bon Bon nuzzled Lyra’s mane.  “I know.  I’ll be careful.”  She climbed the cellar stairs, gave her marefriend a reassuring wave, retrieved Lyra’s saddlebag from its usual resting place (wedged under the chest of drawers in their bedroom), and trotted out of the house.  As the door shut behind her, she paused for a moment, and glancing back murmured, “Believe me, sweetie, I know.”

The shadows had grown longer, but dusk was still some hours off yet.  Water squelched up around Bon Bon’s hooves as the sphagnum moss strewn across the marshy ground sank beneath her weight.  There weren’t “paths,” per se, here; few ponies came this way, largely because, not so long ago when Ponyville was a younger settlement and the Everfree was still putting up more than a token resistance to the interlopers, few ponies came back.  It was still a dangerous place, but Bon Bon was more familiar with it than most who knew her would have guessed.  She was not proud of this familiarity, and there were times, when the sun shone down bright and the laughing of foals at play filtered up from the lane in front of their home, that she tried to pretend to herself that all the old familiarity was dead, and that if she ever dared to wander too far from the borders of town her chances of survival would be just as slight as those of any other pony—any normal pony.

There were other times, though, when the lies she told herself weakened, and when the crisp, restrained order of their neat little home seemed to lose its solidity.  When the sun had set and the moon was nothing more than a thin scimitar’s-edge of light in the sky, when the wind blew wildly and the rain lashed against the windows, when the world grew eerie and that eeriness hissed and hummed its shadowed way along ancient paths that, though they had been long since paved over and civilized, and seemed quite dead in the light of the sun, still retained a hidden life of their own—then, sometimes her marefriend would be woken by the sound of hooves against wooden planks as Bon Bon paced the floors of their solid safe little home, or by the shivering of Bon Bon’s cold body against Lyra’s own as she whimpered with her eyes clenched shut.  Lyra had long since cottoned on to the fact that, whatever caused these fits, Bon Bon wasn’t able to explain them, and when they struck Lyra did her best to comfort her marefriend, and didn’t pester her with questions after they had passed.  Bon Bon was grateful to her for that.

It hadn’t been much of a problem lately, though; it had been months, indeed, since the last fit, and she had made it through last midsummer’s eve (usually a very hard time for her) with only a general sense of unease.  She hadn’t slept at all that night, of course, and Lyra had had to stop her once or twice from wandering out into the night, but compared to what midsummer’s eve was usually like, that was nothing.  Yes, all things considered, a little trip to Froggy Bottom Bog was well within her comfort zone.  She pushed a dangling sheet of matted moss out of her way, and stepping out of the shadows of the low, gnarled swamp trees she gingerly made her way to the water’s edge, alert for any sounds beneath the constant croaking of frogs and droning of insects that might herald danger.  She scanned the shoreline.  White flowers, a stalk as tall as she was—they ought to be easy to spot.  It had been too long since she had been here; the swamp had been steadily receding for years thanks to the Ponyville dam, and as the water lowered the plants had followed it, leaving her old mental map of the area useless.  Still, there was bound to be some marsh mallow still growing somewhere in the area, possibly at one of the other lakes in the bog.  She was about to turn and head back under the trees when she heard, or felt—there wasn’t much of a distinction, not in this place—something moving far out in the thick green waters of the bog.

Bon Bon’s first thought, that it was the hydra awake earlier in the season than was usual for them, she quickly dismissed; whatever it was, it wasn’t nearly that large.  She could see the ripples in the distance now, the lazy, curving deltas in the water as the dark form beneath coiled its way towards where she stood on the shore.  It would have been wisest, she knew, to gallop away.  She had been doing so well lately, though, and surely she could resist; surely she was strong enough now.  So instead of running, she stood and waited.

The creature came to a halt not far from shore, the water rippling above it, and then with a slow, easy grace it reared up above the surface, mist clinging to its body as it rose.  It—he—was a stallion, or looked like it, and he was handsome beyond belief.  His legs were long, thin, and perfectly formed, his barrel-like body banded with powerful muscles, his neck arching up in a graceful curve, and his long, powerful snout perfect in every way.  He moved deliberately, beautifully, and as he reared up, his mane swirling about him and casting sparkling droplets of water to all sides, he seemed to radiate an overwhelming aura of strength and majesty.  Only his eyes were not quite perfect, irises slitted like those of a goat and quite unlike any stallion’s that Bon Bon had ever seen.  He plunged down to all four hooves in the shallow water, and turning his magnificent head to Bon Bon he spoke in a voice like mulled wine made audible, rich and resonant.

“O queen of mares, luckiest of the lucky and wisest of the wise, long have I been imprisoned in this lake, despairing that any passer-by would ever come my way.  Come to me and lay but the very tip of your hoof against my flank, and I shall be free from my curse and forever indebted to you.  All your wishes I will make true, and all your desi—“

Bon Bon snorted.  “It’s me, Aldrovanda.”

The stallion blinked.  “What?”

“It’s me.  Remember?  We last talked a few years ago, I think.”

“But—I don’t—I didn’t—we did?”

Bon Bon sighed, closed her eyes, and concentrated.  She hadn’t done this in ages, but it was still second nature to her—or, technically, first nature.  Green light flickered for a moment from behind her closed eyelids.  She blinked once or twice, and then raised her head to stare at the stallion with piercingly blue, crystalline eyes, pupil-less and tessellated with minute ocelli:  A changeling’s eyes.  He started, and then smiled a horribly sharp-fanged smile.

“Mendax!  It has been ages!  How have you been keeping, you shifty little renegade?  Still playing the mare in that interlopers’ colony, I take it?”  As he spoke, the stallion’s voice smoothly rose, losing its resonance and becoming weedy and shrill.  His muscles withered, his—her snout smoothed and shortened to a mare’s snout, and her mane became greener and rougher until it looked like nothing so much as a long tangled thatch of sphagnum moss, waterwheel, and bladderwort, clinging to a skeletal black body.

Bon Bon frowned.  “I’m still in Ponyville, yes.  And please don’t call me that; I dislike it just as much now as I did then.”

“Pfeh, you honestly prefer Dum Dum to your given name?”

“Bon Bon.”

“Right, sorry, that was it.”  Aldrovanda cocked her head to one side.  “Do pardon me for the personal question, but is there any particular reason your voice just soared a few dozen registers?  Is this some new fashion trend amongst changelings that I should be aware of?”

“Transformation’s never quite worked,” muttered Bon Bon. 

Aldrovanda nodded sympathetically.  “So sad.  I had a cousin whose Glamour went cold one day, and never really recovered.  He could never get the left side of his face to transform properly, so he always had to seduce his meals with his head angled like so.”  Aldrovanda tilted her head awkwardly.  “Never was much of a hunter after that, poor fellow.”  She paused, and went on, “But ‘Bon Bon,’ really?  Mendax is such a nice name!  So elegant!  And, if I may say so,” Aldrovanda gave another toothy grin, “exceedingly appropriate.  Or do they know?”

“I’ve not told anypony, no.”

“’Anypony?’  Oh, how sweet, you’ve even started using their funny little words.  You really have gone completely native, haven’t you?  Do you find yourself spontaneously making pony-related puns?  Inquiring minds wish to know.”

She really should have run when she first saw the wretched creature coming, thought Bon Bon.  This was just digging up a past that ought to have stayed buried—and she had forgotten how obnoxious Aldrovanda was.  She snapped back, “What’s a kelpie doing so close to Ponyville, anyway?  Feeding here is asking for trouble.  I’d move away, if I were you.”

Aldrovanda sank down into the water until only her head was above the surface, weedy mane drifting around her in matted clumps.  “Oh, I imagine I could get away with it; the little morsels would probably just blame any disappearances on that idiotic hydra.  But,” she chuckled, “the issue isn’t likely to come up.  I’m no fool, Dum Du—whoops, Bon Bon.  It’s been ages since I’ve tasted ponyflesh; now I mostly make do with fish, and if someone—Oh I do beg your pardon, that should be somepony, shouldn’t it?—does come along, like you just did...well, even the ponies’ finicky guardian, that Sun Princess, could hardly object to a little catch-and-release, all in good fun, of course.”

“I don’t think she’s that tolerant.”  Calm, Bon Bon, keep calm, she thought.  She can’t help what she is.  But another part of her mind whispered back, Oh no?  You were able to help it.  Aldrovanda continued chatting.

“You should hear what the other kelpies say.  They think I’ve gone quite soft!  Honestly, if I didn’t practice on the occasional passer-by, I’d be a complete laughing stock.”  The kelpie paused, a thoughtful look on her face.  “Say, how have you been feeding?  You were ‘Bon Bon’ when I last saw you, and that was ages ago.  Where’s the love coming from?  I didn’t think that your kind could keep a host alive for more than a year, at the very most.  The late lamented Bon Bon must have been very fortunate in her choice of beloved, if he had that much love for her.”  Aldrovanda chuckled.  “And, of course, unfortunate.  What did you do with the original?”

“I’m not like that anymore, Aldrovanda, and what’s more I stopped being like that long before I ever met you or came to Ponyville.  There was no original, and even if there had been, I wouldn’t have dared hurt Lyra by stealing…”  Bon Bon stopped herself, too late.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.  Aldrovanda had raised herself up out of the water again, and was staring at Bon Bon as if she were some strange new beast, unknown and possibly dangerous.  Her eyes narrowed.

“’Lyra?’  And who might Lyra be?”

“It’s not important, and I’m wasting time, yours and mine.  Goodbye, Aldrovanda.  See you in a few years, maybe.”

“No, no, hold a moment.  You pique my interest.  You speak of this stallion, whoever he is, in a protective way, changeling.  A remarkably protective way.”  She shot a keen glance at Bon Bon, who was trying not to look like she was panicking and failing miserably.  “A changeling in love; fancy.  I’ve heard of things like that, but—well, one never quite believes that such perversions actually happen, does one?  Explains how he’s been kept alive, at any rate, what with you vomiting love right back.  That should have starved you long ago, though...”

“Shut the hay up, kelpie.  It’s none of your business.  And Lyra is a mare’s name.”

“Indeed?  Perversion compounded with perversion!  My goodness, you don’t do anything by halves, do you?”  The kelpie rolled on to her back and arched her neck, leering upside-down at Bon Bon.  “How unbelievably depraved.  And the Unseelie Court knows nothing of this?  But how silly of me, of course it doesn’t.  I’m only a poor wittle kelpie, so I can’t say I’ve ever met Queen Chrysalis on what might be called a social standing, but if she’s anything like our Queen Xubidu, then I don’t fancy you’d be nearly so...well, alive, otherwise.”  Aldrovanda considered for a moment, and then grinned.  “Well, no slime off my hide.  Keep your pet, if you want; I won’t tell, I promise.  The Court and I don’t always see eye to eye on things—I’m not nearly ferocious enough, they say, but ferocity is just so tiring—and reporting you would be a lot of bother.”

Bon Bon found herself feeling, for the first time in years, that Aldrovanda might have some good qualities.  This novel sensation evaporated within a few seconds as the kelpie, unable to quit while she was ahead, kept talking.

“Not that you’re likely to be able to keep it up for long, of course.  What with Queen Chrysalis’ plans, you’ll soon have neighbors enough who’ll be less tolerant than I.  You’d best get over these feelings of yours, Mendax, and that right quick.  When’s the invasion planned, anyway?”

There were a thousand things Bon Bon could have said at this juncture, and to her infinite later regret, she picked what was arguably the worst option.

“Invasion?  What invasion?”

“What do you mean, ‘What invasion?’  The attack on the—“  Aldrovanda stopped, and continued far more hesitantly, “What do you mean?  You’re a changeling; you must have been—She’s been drafting everyone, even a few from outside her clan—”  She subsided into a speculative silence, staring at Bon Bon.  

There was a long moment during which neither of them spoke.

“Oh, that invasion,” said Bon Bon.  “Right.”

“I take back my earlier statement,” said Aldrovanda.  “Mendax does not suit you in any way, shape, or form.  You were right, Dum Dum is far more apt.”

Bon Bon would have corrected her, but at the moment she felt that she had a point.  “Fine, I didn’t know about it.  An oversight, probably.  What invasion, Aldrovanda?  Tell me.”

The kelpie paddled backwards into the putrid waters of the swamp, eyes still fixed on Bon Bon.  “You know, I don’t believe I will.  I was right, I think—you’ve gone native, and what’s more I think the Unseelie Court knows it too, or suspects.  If you’re lucky, they’ve just forgotten that you exist, but I wouldn’t bet on it.”

“Tell me!”

“Nuh-uh.  Just forget about the whole thing, there’s a good little race traitor.  Things will end better for you that way.  Oh, and one last bit of advice; remember what I said about ditching the marefriend?  That probably won’t be enough.  I’d kill her, if I were you.”  The kelpie paused, considering, and then added, “Actually, I’d kill her if I were me.  And how convenient for both of us:  I am!  That’s a standing invitation, Mendax; you want to do the smart thing and get rid of her, just send her down here to the bog, and I’ll take care of all the messy details.  Like I said, I haven’t tasted pony in ages.”

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Mendacity

by Dromicosuchus

Part II

Stupid, stupid, ten thousand times stupid!  Rotting twigs and fragments of bark disintegrated squishily under Bon Bon’s hooves as she galloped away from the bog.  The evil little thing knew about her—about Lyra.  A kelpie knew.  She had talked to a kelpie.  She had talked to one of the Shee.  Bon Bon quickened her pace, hurrying back towards the happy banality of Ponyville and away from the Unseelie and Fey.  She had kept aloof from that other world so long and so successfully that she had almost convinced herself that she really was separate from it and that nothing could drag her back.  

Idiot.  

Even now, as the sun sank lower in the sky and dusk dripped down out of the gnarled branches overhead, she was feeling, hearing, seeing, and sensing things that hadn’t wound their way into her carefully-maintained bubble of normalcy in years.  That distant hollow piping wasn’t birdsong, but tiny flutes, carved with obsidian knives from the bones of toads and played by silver-furred pipers with colorless eyes.  She shivered as she ran through an invisible thread of creased space, the scar left in the fabric of reality by elfshot fired Celestia knew—no, Epona knew how many hundreds of years before.  Nearby in space and slightly sideways in time, something shaped like a pony but with legs many times too long was striding along on business of its own, laughing at a joke that Bon Bon wished she didn’t understand.  And the smell…it rose up around her, seeping from the branches and twigs and small scurrying things with too many legs.  It was a smell like fresh-plowed earth, but stronger and more alive, a smell of living magic full of eerie delight and uncontrolled by any unicorn or alicorn.

Bon Bon cantered to a halt and collapsed to her haunches.  Too much, too much.  She couldn’t make it back to Ponyville like this.  If she tried she’d slip out of time and into Faerie, and if she ever wound her way back into the real world again hundreds of years could have passed.  She closed her eyes, forced herself to breath slowly, and pushed the ancient eldritch thoughts out of her head, thinking of pies, saddlebags, curtains, horseshoes—Years ago when they were still getting to know one another, Lyra had tried to get her to wear horseshoes, and when she refused all of Lyra’s irritation with Bon Bon’s other oddities had boiled over.  The resulting quarrel, the last major one they had ever had on the subject, had nearly ended their relationship.  Bon Bon had wished that she could explain, but Lyra didn’t, couldn’t, and must never know that the touch of cold iron against Bon Bon’s skin was poison to her and to all Shee—better not think about horseshoes.  Apples, chairs, beds, a warm fire burning in the hearth.  That was better.  Lyra’s smile, Lyra’s laughter, the warmth of Lyra’s body against her flank as they drifted off to sleep.  That was best.  

Green light flashed behind Bon Bon’s closed eyes, and when she opened them they were the eyes of an earth pony again, simple and plain and everyday.  She could still hear the faint piping of the bushwoses and smell that insidious green scent, but the touch of horrible familiarity they had carried earlier was gone.  She rose unsteadily to her hooves, and keeping her eyes fixed firmly on the pinnacle of the Ponyville town hall, just visible above the trees, she stepped forward, her breath still coming in short, harsh gulps.  One hoof in front of the other.  Soon she’d be home.  Soon she’d hear Lyra’s voice again, talking happily about her latest modifications to the fing-er or singing as she practiced the lyre, and then the other voices would stop chittering and whispering in her ears.

Sooner than soon, perhaps.  Even as she stumbled forward, Bon Bon heard, faint but distinct, her own name being called.  The pipes of the bushwoses fell silent.  The distant voice called out again, firm but tinged with a sliver of fear, and in the face of its solid, determined reality the eerie shadows and whispers surrounding Bon Bon coiled in upon themselves and disappeared, like water sinking into parched soil.  Bon Bon gulped down good, plain, unscented air, and called out, “Lyra!  Lyra, it’s me!  I’m here!”

The Manehattan accent was back, but right now she couldn’t have cared less about that.  Twigs crackled and leafy branches rustled somewhere up ahead and drew nearer, and then a green-white blur shot out of the undergrowth and collided with her in a fervent tackle-hug, knocking her to the ground.  Bon Bon made a noise that could perhaps have been best approximated as “Oomp!” while Lyra kept hugging her, a stream of words tumbling out of the green mare’s mouth all the while:  “…And I was so worried, and it was getting dark and Monsoor Cuisine said you hadn’t come by and the Apples were out in the fields but their filly said she hadn’t seen you come by either and I kept thinking about the hydra or maybe Bighoof really exists and he snatched you up because I heard he does that sometimes if he exists that is which maybe he doesn’t and I should have gone with you what was I thinking and…”

Bon Bon blinked, and then started laughing, partly out of relief and partly out of sheer amused happiness that Lyra was so fundamentally…well, who she was.  “Ow!  Easy, sweetie, easy.”  She gave her marefriend a reassuring squeeze.  “It’s okay.  I’m fine.”  With a gentle push Bon Bon nudged Lyra up and rose to her own hooves.  “See?  No limbs missing.”

Lyra, reassured, promptly flipped her emotional dial from “anxious” to “indignant.”  “Then what the hay happened!?  You promise me a nice dinner out on the town, and instead you go off and get yourself all vanished, no reservation at La Musset Duh Avoyn (Several months earlier Lyra had decided that she was going to learn Fancy, and had approached the task in something of the manner of an ancient Pegasopolan warrior battling a manticore.  Bon Bon suspected that the reason her marefriend had so much trouble getting a decent grasp on the language was that she had started out at “death grip” and hadn’t yet thought to loosen her hold), no rennet apples—“  She glanced at Bon Bon’s empty saddlebags.  “—And no marsh mallow, either.  And you—you’re shivering!  And scratched, and muddy—Bon Bon, something did happen, didn’t it?”

Oh no.  She had dealt with the actual stress so well, she had thought, but now that the piping and that…that scent were both gone and Lyra was with her, her traitorous body appeared to have decided that it was the perfect time to go to pieces.  “N-no, really.  I ju-just got los—I ju—I—”  And then suddenly she was sobbing, clinging desperately to Lyra and blubbering out half-formed sentences as she tried to say that this was silly, that she’d be better in a second, that she didn’t know what had come over her but she was really better now, seriously…  Lyra held her marefriend and said nothing, gently stroking Bon Bon’s mane as the yellow mare sobbed against her back.  

Eventually, Bon Bon’s sobs subsided to tears, and some time after that the tears faded away into sniffles.  She let go of Lyra, and murmured “Sorry.  I don’t know what—“

“Ep ep ep!  No apologies.”  Lyra grinned and nuzzled her marefriend.  “Let’s get you home.  You can tell me about it then, and whatever it is, tomorrow I’ll bust its snoot good for messing with my main mare.  But not now.  Now, we just get you home and get some food inside you, mmkay?”

Bon Bon sniffled, and smiled.  “Mmkay.”  As the Sun set the two mares walked out from beneath the cloying shadows of the swamp trees into the wholesome, star-studded darkness of Princess Luna’s night.  The silence they left behind lasted only a little while before the bushwoses began their thin, echoing piping once more.

The moon was a good deal higher in the sky now than it had been when the two mares made their way back into Ponyville, and the windows of Bon Bon and Lyra’s prim whitewashed house were dark and still.  Lyra had fallen asleep about an hour before and lay sprawled beside Bon Bon in their bed, snoring gently, but Bon Bon was still awake, staring up into the darkness and thinking.  Everything felt so right and safe, and it was so tempting to suppose that that really was so, and go back to life as it had been—as it ought to be.  But it wasn’t that simple.  She had made a terrible mistake, and nothing would be safe until it had been fixed.  She turned her head to her right, reached out a hoof, and gently stroked Lyra’s mane.   Such a clever, beautiful, wonderful pony—and that wretched kelpie knew about her.  If that had been all, Bon Bon wouldn’t have been seriously frightened; deceitful as Aldrovanda was, she was also terribly lazy, and the kelpie had probably been quite honest when she said that reporting Bon Bon would be too much trouble for her to bother.  But it wasn’t all.

An invasion!  The Unseelie Court had kept to itself for so long, now, lurking away from the Sun in the shadowy, forgotten corners of the world and living on misplaced time, that Bon Bon had supposed that it would never creep out of its den again, but from what Aldrovanda had let slip that evidently wasn’t so.  “What with Queen Chrysalis’ plans, you’ll soon have neighbors enough who’ll be less tolerant than I,” she had said…That couldn’t just be a changeling infiltration of Ponyville, which was what Bon Bon had been afraid of at first.  Ponyville was too closely connected to Canterlot for the slow draining of life from the town to go unnoticed, and surely Queen Chrysalis wouldn’t dare to pit herself against the Sun and Moon Princesses with nothing but the power that she could leach from this little settlement.  No, it had to be something grander; if there were going to be changelings in Ponyville, then there would also have to be changelings in Canterlot.  And if there were changelings in Canterlot…

Bon Bon shuddered.  This was big.  Devastating, Equestria-crushing, world-dominating big.  Somepony had to be told about this; the Princesses had to be warned.  If they only knew to be on their guard and were able to stop things before they got too far out of hoof then surely Celestia and Luna would be able to put a stop to it and send the changelings crawling back into the shadows—well, all but one of the changelings—so that she and Lyra, and everypony else, would be safe again.  She needed some contact with Canterlot, then.  There was the Princess’ student at the library, Twilight Sparkle; she, Bon Bon knew, sent letters regularly to the Princess, and although Bon Bon didn’t know her well—she was something of a celebrity, and she and Bon Bon moved in different circles—they were acquainted by sight, and she probably knew enough about the Unseelie Court from her studies to take the warning seriously.  Yes, that was it.  Tomorrow morning, she’d head over to the library, and explain the whole business to Sparkle.

Or perhaps not.  She hadn’t talked to Sparkle often, but she had had…encounters with her, and those encounters had not been encouraging.  That pony wasn’t quite right; she was a terribly powerful mage, and sometimes Bon Bon suspected that all that magic had fried her brain a bit.  There had been that time when she cast a spell which made parasprites devour a good three-quarters of the town, for example, and that horrible thing with the mind-control spell and the doll, and then her dragon had run amok, and then just a few weeks ago she had claimed that she had been visited by her time-traveling future self…  

No, Twilight Sparkle was right out.  She was a decent sort, and meant well—when she wasn’t stark staring mad she was really quite a nice pony, and she had saved Ponyville slightly more often than she had destroyed it—but she was not the pony you wanted to go to in a crisis:  she’d probably decide that the sanest course of action would be to transform everypony into potted plants.  It would have to be somepony in Canterlot, then, which would mean a trip to Canterlot itself.  Bon Bon briefly considered directly contacting Celestia and Luna, but then rejected the idea with a shudder.  She wasn’t so sure about Princess Luna’s stability either, not after last Nightmare Night, and Celestia was Celestia:  Sol Invicta, the Eternal Light, the Daystar Undimmed.  No, it would have to be somepony else; whoever was in charge of the defense of the city.  The captain of the guard, maybe; somepony like that.  He or she could relay the message to the Princesses, they would do whatever they needed to do, and everything would be safe and right again.  Bon Bon’s eyes drooped, flickered once, twice, three times, and then closed as she drifted off to sleep.

“Canterlot!?”  Lyra looked up from the breakfast table, dribbling fragments of daisy sandwich from the corner of her mouth.  “Why?  You never shaid anyfing—“  She swallowed.  “—Anything about a trip.  And you’d be gone all day!  I thought we were going to have that dinner out on the town this evening, since it didn’t work out yesterday?”

Across the room Bon Bon swished the remains of the meal into their compost chute with a flick of her tail, and raised herself up to the sink so she could scrape blackened corn muffin batter off a pan with her forehooves.  She bit her lip.  “I know it’s sudden, sweetie, but…it’s important.  I’m really, really sorry about this, but I promise it’s something I have to do.”

“But why?”  Lyra slid out of her chair and trotted over to her marefriend’s side.  “Bon Bon, level with me.  You come back from Froggy Bottom Bog looking like you saw Discord dancing the mambo with Nightmare Moon, you have a panic attack in the middle of the woods, you won’t say a thing about what happened out there afterwards—Oh horsefeathers, it’s ‘won’t,’ not ‘can’t,’ and you know it—and now suddenly you’re off to Canterlot, no explanation, no heads-up, just ‘Seeya tomorrow, Lyra.  Toodles!’  Filly, I’m not letting you go anywhere until you explain yourself.  It was the Bog, wasn’t it?  What happened out there?”  Lyra lifted herself up to her hind legs, only a little awkwardly, and leaned over the sink beside Bon Bon, trying to catch her marefriend’s eye.  “Bon Bon…why won’t you talk to me?”

Bon Bon winced.  She could feel the worry in Lyra’s voice, and what’s more she could feel it—taste it?  Not all the senses of a changeling could be described in the words of a pony—in the warm, buoyant threads of Lyra’s love for her, humming through the depths of her marefriend’s mind.  She knew she needed to tell Lyra the truth; she’d known it for years, ever since she had first fallen in love with the strange, excitable unicorn.  She’d even come close to telling her once or twice, but it was never quite the right moment…

Of course it was never the right moment.  There never could be a “right moment” for admitting that she’d lied to Lyra for years about who and what she was, and no matter what it would be a hard and painful talk, and might mean the breaking of both their hearts.  But it would have to be done, nonetheless.  She owed it to Lyra.

“Y—yes.  Yes, it was the bog.  Lyra, I’m—”  Say it.  “I’m a—“  Say it.  She needs to hear this.  You need to admit this.  “When I was younger, I—“  She stared into her marefriend’s eyes, and without consciously intending to she imagined them widening in shock, and then narrowing in hatred.  She imagined the mare she loved drawing back from her, forehoof raised in disgust and fear, and then she imagined the love in the green unicorn’s mind writhing and dying in a sea of hate.  Bon Bon’s shoulders slumped.  “When I went to the Bog I met someone I used to know.”  She couldn’t do it.  Not now.  “And I learned something dangerous from them.”  

“Someone?”

“Somepony, I meant.  Don’t know why I said that.”  Coward.  She deserves to know.  She deserves the truth.  “But this thing I learned—I don’t know when it’ll actually happen, but it’s being prepared right now, and when it does happen it’ll be big, big and dangerous.  I have to find somepony who can do something about it now, before everything falls apart.  The Princesses need to know, and that’s why I need to go to Canterlot.   So I can warn them.   So that we—so that Equestria can be safe.”  She bowed her head, avoiding Lyra’s eyes.  

Lyra reached out a hoof and with firm gentleness lifted Bon Bon’s head back up again, forcing her marefriend to look at her.  Speaking quietly and deliberately, she said “Bon Bon.  What danger?  Who told you?  What aren’t you telling me?”

“I can’t, it’s—I—“  Bon Bon swallowed, and then sighed and closed her eyes.  “You’re right.  I’m sorry.  Lyra, I’ll tell you everything as soon as I get back from this trip.  Not just who I met, what the danger is, and what happened at the Bog, but everything.   I’ll tell you why I have my fits, why I won’t wear horseshoes, even why my voice changes all the time!  Everything!  It’s all connected, and I owe it to you—I have owed it to you, for a long time—to tell you the truth.”  She opened her eyes again, and met Lyra’s gaze.  With a smile—a weak smile, yes, but a smile—she said, “That’s a promise, dear heart.”

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Mendacity

by Dromicosuchus

Part III

It was sunset in Canterlot, the queen of Equestrian cities and the divine court of Celestia, the Princess of the Sun.  Rich saffron light glinted off towering alabaster columns and brass domes and swept down like a song of gladness into the streets below, where the blessed inhabitants of the royal city, manes beautifully coiffed and coats groomed to perfection, went about their evening affairs.  Everypony was dressed in rare fabrics and shining jewels, and as they wandered through the dusk, wrapped in deep cobalt shadows and flashing in golden brilliance when they happened to step into one of the long, low slanting bolts of sunlight, they talked to one another in refined Canterlot accents, speaking (no doubt) of noble matters far removed from the everyday chatter and gossip of Ponyville.

Bon Bon stood in the door of the railway coach, fidgeting in the unaccustomed tightness of her dress and peering out from beneath an enormous, wide-brimmed hat.  It was the finest and most elegant hat available in Ponyville (or so she had been assured by Miss Rarity at Carousel Boutique when, in a moment of extravagance that she had chided herself for later, she bought it several months before), but Bon Bon couldn’t help wishing that it had been a bit bigger and finer.  She always felt underdressed in Canterlot.  She had hoped that the city of cities would cow her a bit less this time, but to her chagrin she discovered that she felt just as self-conscious when attempting to save Equestria from a horrific fate as she did when accompanying Lyra into town for one of her orchestra auditions.  She bit her lip and, hoping desperately that the elaborate curls in her mane at least vaguely resembled this year’s style, stepped out of the coach and on to the deep green marble flagstones of Canterlot.  Slightly to her surprise, nopony paused to gawk and whisper at her.

Now, then.  What was the first order of business?  A list.  She knew she had brought a list with her.  Bon Bon undid the lyre clasp of the saddlebag across her back (her own saddlebag had still not emerged from whatever lair in which it had hidden itself, so she had had to borrow Lyra’s again), and after rummaging about a bit, extracted a rumpled sheet of paper.  She propped this up against a sunlit wall, smoothing it out with her hooves, and read:

Sandpaper, coarse grade

Lapis Lazuli paint (indoor use)

Lyre strings (package of 8)

Marsh mallow (May not be able to find.  If more than five bits per bundle, pass)

Warn Captain of Guard of imminent changeling invasion, thus saving all of Equestria from certain doom.

Powdered sugar

Almonds

Bon Bon nodded to herself, proud that even in this crisis she had had the presence of mind to organize herself properly.  She would have completely forgotten about the almonds otherwise.

The lanterns of Canterlot had been lit, and Bon Bon, wearier and bearing a heavier saddlebag, stood at a street crossing peering up in the gloaming at a sign overhead and trying to decide whether it said “Trotsworth Avenue” or “Trotwood Avenue.”  She had gathered sandpaper (coarse grade) and paint; she had found a package of lyre strings for a bargain price, and although no marsh mallow had been available, the shopkeep at Canterlot Nurseries had assured her that they would be getting a shipment in two weeks.  She had picked up a packet of sugar and a bag of sweet almonds, and found some food dye, to boot.   She had also, finally, run out of things to do before dealing with the intimidating Item #5 on her list.

Well, best get it over with.  Bon Bon sighed, decided that the sign did, indeed, say “Trotsworth Avenue,” and turned to her left, glancing up at the houses lining the lane as she trotted along.  They reminded her of the grand homes of the wealthier Ponyville set, but for the fact that their ostentation was much less aggressive.  The ponies living here didn’t need to prove their superiority; it was a self-evident fact, and if their walls were inlaid with beautifully carved wooden arabesques and their doors great arched affairs, gleaming with brass fittings, it was because such decorations were only right and proper, not because their residents were trying to prove anything.  They didn’t need to prove anything.

Bon Bon moved on.  This was hardly the time or place for such thoughts; there were far more urgent things to attend to.   No. 23, No. 25, No. 27…Ah, here it was.  She came to a halt in front of an elegant home, distinguished from the others along the lane by a stylized shield and starburst suspended above the front door—the mark of Shining Armor, Captain of the Guard.  Standing at attention on either side of the double door were two pegasi guards.  There was something slightly off about them—their ears seemed oddly tufted, and there was a strange, leathery quality to the wings clasped at their sides.  For a horror-filled moment Bon Bon thought that they were Shee, and that the changeling queen had already set her plans into motion, before she recollected seeing similar creatures at that disastrous Nightmare Night party last autumn.  Of course, they were batguards, the retainers of Princess Luna.  Odd that they should be in Canterlot, but then again it probably made more sense to use them as night guards than it did to use normal pegasi, even if it meant shifting them away from…wherever it was that Princess Luna was living now.  Rumor said the Everfree forest, but Bon Bon didn’t quite believe that.

Natives of the Everfree or not, they looked distressingly alert, and Bon Bon strongly suspected that they wouldn’t willingly let any random pony off the street into the house.  There was probably some more official venue for contacting Captain Shining Armor, but not at this hour, and time was of the essence.  Bon Bon trotted past the home, trying to look as casual as possible, and after she was reasonably sure that the were no longer paying close attention to her she dodged to her right into a small fenced park, grass gleaming in the moonlight and curtains of shadow hanging from the trees.  Nopony seemed to be here.  Perfect.  Bon Bon removed her saddlebag, doffed her hat, worked her way out of her dress, and then hid everything under what looked like a reasonably dry bush (no sense in spoiling a perfectly good outfit).  After one last furtive glance about to make sure that she really was unobserved, Bon Bon closed her eyes and concentrated.  Tongues of cold green flame flickered about her hooves, sending tiny writhing tendrils snaking up her legs and around her torso.  The fiery threads paused, hissing and sputtering against her flanks, and then blazed forth, enveloping her in an emerald inferno that tore through the air for a fraction of a second before disappearing as suddenly as it had arisen.  

A pony that did not look at all like Bon Bon rose unsteadily to her—his?—feet.  It had been a long time since she had tried that, and assuming a new form was a lot more taxing than reverting to an old one.  She wasn’t working with anything like the power she had had in the old days, either…  Well, it ought to be good enough.  She trotted out of the park, stumbling a little in her new body with its unfamiliar proportions, and made her way back to Captain Shining Armor’s home.

As she approached, the batguards snapped to attention.  Good.  She had been a bit worried about her ability to perfectly mimic the good captain, as she only had a vague idea of what he looked like, but evidently any slight inaccuracies in the white coat, striped blue mane, and stallion’s body that she had adopted were being glossed over in the guards’ minds by the mind-numbing aura projected by all Shee—their Glamour.  She nodded to them perfunctorily, and trotted up the stairs and through the tall double doors, which she immediately closed.  After checking to make certain that nopony was present, Bon Bon flamed her way out of the captain’s form and into the shape of a pink-maned unicorn mare—nopony she knew, just a passerby she had seen earlier in the day who looked like she would be fairly simple to mimic.  If this little expedition was successful, Queen Chrysalis—the entire Unseelie Court, as a matter of fact—would be extremely unhappy, and Bon Bon did not want them to figure out whom to be unhappy at.  Probably best, in fact, to try to make it seem as if it hadn’t even been a changeling who had raised the alarm…

Bon Bon trotted across the room (a rather ostentatious room to Bon Bon’s mind, with its high ceiling and pennant-decorated walls, although by Canterlot standards it was quite subdued) to a sturdy oak door through which she could hear muted voices.  Raising her hoof, she gave the wooden panels a timid rap.  The murmured conversation in the room ceased, and then she heard hoofsteps approaching the door.  It swung open to reveal an extremely book-infested room, a puzzled Captain Shining Armor, and one other pony, who glanced up at Bon Bon for a moment and then returned her attention to the parchment in front of her, suspended in the air in a web of indigo magic.  Her dark wings were clasped against her flanks, and her mane drifted aimlessly through the still air, a deep blue veil studded with flickering points of light that appeared oddly distant.  She wore a black tiara.

Bon Bon realized belatedly that the batguards at the entrance to the captain’s home were not, in fact, standard-issue night watchponies.  Evidently Princess Luna had come to consult the captain on some point of security—which would have been ideal, if she hadn’t been Princess Luna, and therefore doubly terrifying in that she was (A.) an alicorn and (B.) questionably stable, at best.  Bon Bon was going over possible responses to this new development and had almost decided that laughing hysterically and bolting would be the best option, when the captain spoke.

“It’s…Twinkleshine, isn’t it?  Yes, Twinkleshine, that was it.  Cadence’s friend.  What are you doing here?  Why did the guards let you pass?”

Oh Celestia, he knows her.  …And she’s named ‘Twinkleshine.’  Aldrovanda would have a field day with that.  Hysterical laughter and a mad dash to safety were looking more and more appealing every second.  But this might be the only chance she got—and she and Lyra would never be safe otherwise.  This had to be done.

“I, uh—“  This had gone so much more smoothly in her head.  “Apparently, yes, it’s Twinkleshine.”

“Apparently?”  Behind the captain, Princess Luna raised her head from the parchment and stared at Bon Bon.  It did not improve the—temporarily—pink-maned unicorn’s composure.

“What I mean to say is, um…”  Concealment.  If he knows I’m a changeling, the Queen might find out that it was a changeling who betrayed her, and that puts me as the prime suspect.  “This is Twinkleshine’s body—she’s safe, by the way, no harm done, it’s reversible—but not her mind.  I’m, uh, a spirit possessing her.  Out of the very best motives.  Um.”

Shining Armor blinked, and rubbing his forehead with his hoof he muttered something which sounded suspiciously like “It had to be the salt addict...”  In a louder tone, he continued, “That’s very nice.  Don’t you think you’d better be getting back home, though?  I’m sure even spirits need rest.”  He turned to Princess Luna, whose eyebrows were currently raised so far that they seemed to be in danger of drifting off her face entirely.  “I’m sorry you had to see this, your highness.  She’s a good pony, and she and my fiancé have been friends for ages, but she does have this weakness.  Do you think that one of your retinue might be spared to escort her home?  Right now she’s not exactly capable.”

She really should have opted for the laugh-hysterically-and-run option.  “No, wait!”  Bon Bon tried to force her way past Shining Armor into the study, rearing up in an attempt to squeeze past.  “It’s not—I’m not—I’m telling the truth!  I came here to warn you; the Unseelie Court is planning an attack, you have to believe me, I…”

“Whoa, steady now.”  The captain gently forced Bon Bon down to her hooves again.  “Easy, Twinkleshine.”  He looked over his shoulder at Princess Luna.  “On second thought, maybe it’d be best if I got her back home, with your leave, of course.”

“Nay, captain.  Let her come in.”  The princess placed her parchment on a desk already heaped high with papers, and directed a searching stare at Bon Bon.  Shining Armor glanced at Bon Bon as well, then shrugged and stepped to one side.  The princess stepped forward.  “Didst thou—excuse us, did you say ‘Unseelie?’”

Bon Bon nodded.  Luna continued to stare at Bon Bon, evidently not quite certain what to make of her, and then turned to Shining Armor.  “A question, captain.  Is that a common word in these days?  Do the ponies still speak of the Fae?”

Shining Armor shrugged.  “I’ve never heard it before.  Is it important?”

“It was, upon a time.”  The princess looked back at Bon Bon.  “Tell me, little one-who-would-call-herself-a-spirit, what do you know of the Fae?”

“We call ourselves the Shee, actually,” murmured Bon Bon, and then tacked a hurried “your highness” to the end of the sentence.  She was honestly quite impressed; the princess hadn’t started shouting or banning national holidays or anything.  Maybe she’d mellowed out since last autumn.

“Aye, that was the old word.”  The princess pursed her lips, and then turned her back on Bon Bon, looking up at the tattered covers and creased spines of the many books lining the study walls.  “Are you familiar, spirit, with the circumstances surrounding my recent return to this land?”

“Yes, your highness.”

“You know what she’s talking about, princess?” said Shining Armor.

“Then you are aware that when I last knew this land for what it really was, when I felt the rhythm of its songs and the thrum of its life, it was a thousand years younger than it is today.  I am a creature out of time, spirit, and I am not yet canny to the ways of this new world.  But one thing I do know; even a thousand years ago the Unseelie Court was little more than a legend, a faint fading power that sometimes made itself known in small mischiefs and spites, but never anything greater.  The Court danced its mad dances in caves and grottoes, hidden from both my Moon and my sister’s Sun, and ever they dwindled.”

She frowned.  “You are not salt-addled; your voice is unsteady, but it is not the unsteadiness of a sot.  You are afraid, I believe.  And here ye be, speaking of the Unseelie Court and the Shee—the Shee!  Even a thousand years ago, precious few ponies knew that word.  It comes from their tongue—as if it were yet the Untangling Days, and the Court still vied for power with my sister and me.”  The princess considered for a moment.  “Well, there is a way to test part of your tale, at least.  Captain, you are shod with iron horseshoes.  If you would press one of your hooves against—“

“No!”  Bon Bon leapt back, hooves clattering against flagstones.  “That—you have no idea what that’s like, how painful it is.”

“Is anypony going to tell me what’s going on?” said Shining Armor.

“Some token of your truthfulness is needed, spirit, and if you are truly possessing this pony and this is not merely some mad prank, iron will tell.”

Bon Bon shuddered.  “Something smaller, then.”  She looked vaguely about the room, noticed a nail protruding from the wall, and raised a hoof to it, wincing as the metal touched her pastern.  There was a hissing sound, and the faint but distinct scent of burning hair.  She held it there for perhaps a second, and then lifted it up again, turning her hoof so that Luna could see the shiny red welt on her skin.  

The princess drew a long, low, hissing breath.  “Fae indeed.”

Shining Armor blinked.  “Um, princess, what’s—“

“Wickedness, captain.  It remains to be seen what manner of wickedness.”  The star-maned alicorn dropped to her haunches, bringing her eyes level with Bon Bon’s.  “You said you came to warn us.  Of what?”

Finally, things were getting somewhere.  “An attack—an invasion, in fact.  One of the queens of the Unseelie Court is planning an assault on Equestria.”

Luna shook her head irritably.  “This much you had already said.  I meant the details, spirit.  Which of the queens?  What is the manner in which they will attack?  How do they hope to prevent my sister and me from defending our subjects?”

Bon Bon hesitated.  It would be better, probably, to warn the princess that Queen Chrysalis was the force behind the attack, but every extra detail she gave out was another link in the chain connecting this treachery to her.  In any case, most of the beings in the Unseelie Court were shapeshifters of one kind or another; the changelings were just the best at it.  The princesses would be expecting disguises.  “I don’t really know.  I’m not exactly popular at the Court; in fact, I wasn’t even supposed to know about this.  All I know is that an invasion is planned, and all that I can guess is that the first target will be Canterlot.  If your highnesses are put out of the way before you have a chance to organize a defense, taking the rest of Equestria will be easy.”

“Indeed.  Holding it, however, might not be quite so easy.”  For the briefest of moments a grim smile flickered across Luna’s face, and then she was serious again.  “But that will be small comfort for those harmed by the invasion itself, no matter how unsuccessful it may be in the long term.  Your place in this I do not quite understand, though.  Why do you warn us?  Have you not more to gain by keeping silent, even if you are not in the Court’s good graces?”

“Oh, uh, the Court and I have never gotten along; we disagree about a lot, and I don’t really want to get back into its good graces.  I’d prefer for it to forget that I ever existed, to be honest.”

Luna raised an eyebrow.  “Grand treachery against the Court is not likely to make it forget you.  Is there not something else?”

“No.  Well, yes.  There’s….”  Bon Bon bit her lip.  “I—I’m sorry.  I can’t tell you.”

“So be it.”  Luna raised herself to her hooves again, and spoke to the bewildered captain of the guard.  “Captain!  Let it be known that we do not doubt this creature’s word.  I will apprise my sister of this news, and then we must meet on the morrow to discuss what is to be done—and there is a very great deal that must be done.”  She turned to Bon Bon.  “I thank thee—pardon, you—for warning us so.  If half of what I recall of the Court is still true, it was a brave act.  If you wish, we can offer you sanctuary here, spirit.  You will need to free poor Twinkleshine from your control, of course, but you will be kept safe from the Court, I swear it.”

Bon Bon bowed.  “No, that’s alright, your highness.  I really can’t.  Thank you, though.”

“Very well.”  Luna smiled.  “If you have spoken truly and we overcome this threat, I should like to meet you again.  I do not know what your kind values, and in your case perhaps even that knowledge would not be very helpful, but if there is aught we can do to honor you, let us know.”

There didn’t seem to be much of an answer to this other than an embarrassed “Thank you.”  Bon Bon bowed again, and then edged back out of the study.  Nervousness aside, that had all gone about as well as expected—better than expected, actually, considering how very sane the princess had been.  Perhaps she had misjudged her.  Bon Bon trotted past the batguards at the front door, who made no remark—they had probably arrived with Princess Luna in any case, so for all they knew “Twinkleshine” had already been inside at the time—and headed back to the little park where she had stashed her clothes and the results of her shopping trip.  After a careful glance around to make sure that nopony was watching, she sent another gout of heatless green flame coiling around her body, and then she was Bon Bon again.  She stretched, feeling the old familiar skin grow taut over the muscles and bones she had grown so comfortable in during all her years in Ponyville.  

Yes, things felt safe again.  They felt right again.  Bon Bon worked her way back into her outfit, donned her hat and saddlebag, and heading out of the park turned left, trotting back along the lane that ran past Shining Armor’s home.  She had gone scouting for inns earlier in the day, and had found a very nice one a few blocks down from the captain’s home.  It was pricey as all get-out, of course, but this was Canterlot; everything was a bit more expensive than it had any right to be.

As she made her way down the lamp-lit street, she noticed another pony coming up the opposite way.  The stranger was an exquisite unicorn, slender and graceful with a swirling multihued mane and long, elegant limbs, and Bon Bon stopped for a moment to look at her.  She was just telling herself that the unicorn was pretty enough in the shallow Canterlot way, but not a patch on Lyra (and almost believing it—the unicorn was really very beautiful), when the stranger, glancing up, noticed the attention she had attracted.  

She froze for a fraction of a second, whipped her gaze a little ahead and to her left towards the two batguards on each side of the captain of the guard’s door, and then snapped her attention back to Bon Bon, who was still not quite level with the house.  Great rose-hued wings snapped up from her sides, unfolding with whip-crack suddenness.  Wings!  Sun and Moon.  No wonder she was so beautiful; she wasn’t just a unicorn with an alicornesque figure, she was an alicorn, kin to the princesses themselves.  The stranger launched herself up, wings thrashing the chill night air as she plunged across the forty feet that separated herself and Bon Bon.  Splintered fragments of stone shot up as her brass-shod hooves smashed against the pavement in front of the startled earth pony, who tried to leap back but only managed a sort of tangled stumble, sending her flailing on to her back.  The alicorn stared sternly down at her for a moment, and then hissed, “Your eyes!”

“I—Your highness, I—what?”

The alicorn bent down face-to-face with Bon Bon, and repeated, “Your eyes, you fool!  They’re blue!  Change them, quick!”  As she spoke a green fire flared and died in her own eyes.  For the briefest of moments they looked far less like the soft, wide eyes of an alicorn than they did a cat’s eyes, livid green and slit from top to bottom with a thin, sharp-tipped pupil.

No.  Oh, Celestia, no.  Bon Bon stammered “Ye—yes, my queen,” and a flickering sheen of chartreuse fire flashed across her face, replacing the crystalline changeling eyes she had accidentally adopted when shifting back to her normal form with the pale blue pony eyes she had worn for years.  

“Careless wretch, you could have ruined everything!”  The false alicorn planted a hoof firmly on Bon Bon’s chest, pinning her against the rough granite flagstones.  “There are far too few of us in the city yet.  I will not tolerate mistakes.  Do you understand, worm?”

“Yes.  Yes, my queen.  Forgive me.”

The queen sneered.  “Certainly not.  For now, though, your queen still has need of you.  After the invasion is complete, then perhaps we can talk of forgiveness.  Or perhaps not.”  She lifted her foreleg, and Bon Bon scrambled back to her hooves.  “I’ll decide in my own time.  Now get out of my sight, and try to be at least vaguely competent.”

“Yes, my queen.  Thank you, my queen.”  Bon Bon bowed hurriedly and darted back the way she had come.  Looking over her shoulder, she saw the false alicorn trot to the home of Shining Armor, nodding to the batguards as she walked up the steps.

Lost.  Everything, absolutely everything, was lost.  Queen Chrysalis was already inside the city, impersonating an alicorn of all beings, and any protection that was put in place would be too little and too weak to stop the storm that she would soon unleash on Canterlot, especially since she apparently had the ear of the captain of the guard, and would obviously be in Princess Celestia and Princess Luna’s confidence, as well.  Bon Bon’s warning had come too late.  There was no hope left for Equestria.  The Court would take it all for itself, and the Shee would rule unchallenged once again, just as they had in the ancient past.  Stone circles on every mountain peak, mistletoe and blood, dolmens and barrows…  The old altars would break forth from the depths of bogs and flint-strewn fields, standing stark and tall in the untamed light of the madly dancing sun and moon, and struggling ponies bound in thorns and daubed with woad would be dragged forth yet again, one after another, to be lashed to the stone slabs.  Obsidian knives and gaunt black ravens glutting themselves on horrors…

Bon Bon galloped on through the midnight streets of Canterlot.  Mud splattered on the hem of her dress and her hat tumbled off her head, but what did that matter?  The entire world was crumbling.  She swerved back into the little park, tore off her dress, and tossed her saddlebag to the verge.  None of that mattered anymore.  She had to get Lyra away from all this.  The Court would be utterly merciless when it discovered what had happened, and the only way that she could possibly keep Lyra safe was to get her as far away from Ponyville and Equestria as could be managed.  They would have to give up everything, abandon everything they had worked so hard to create.  Their beautiful, tidy, happy little house, Lyra’s strange, brilliant contraptions, Bon Bon’s lovely little window boxes with the flowers and herbs she had poured so many hours into maintaining, her baking, Lyra’s hopes for making it into the Canterlot Symphony, all of it was gone. 

Chartreuse fire flashed up from her hooves and slithered around her body, burning away her earth pony form to reveal the glossy black exoskeleton, insect-like wings, and corroded, misshapen hooves of a changeling.  There was no time left for inns or train tickets; they’d all be worthless soon enough, anyway.  Bon Bon whirred her membranous wings experimentally and launched herself up into the dark, star-studded sky, bound for Ponyville.  

Right now, all that mattered was speed.

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Mendacity

by Dromicosuchus

Part IV

It had to be admitted, Princess Luna was nothing if not conscientious.  A lesser alicorn, faced with a dull meeting with Captain Shining Armor, would surely have skimped when attending to her celestial duties—and upon learning that Canterlot and Equestria itself were in great peril, she could have been forgiven for letting the milky way dim, the aurora waver away, and the falling stars remain unfallen.  It was getting on towards morning anyway, and it had been a pretty good night.  Nopony would have blamed her.

Luna’s standards, though, were evidently higher than that, for the stars sparkled as brilliantly as always, the craters of the moon were sharp and gleaming, and the ragged, exhausted changeling falling out of the sky over the thatched roofs of Ponyville, trailing thin ribbons of green flame, was…not a normal feature of the night sky.  Thoroughly abnormal, in fact.

Well, nopony’s perfect.

Corroded black hooves slammed against the packed dirt of one of Ponyville’s side streets, chitinous knees buckled, and Bon Bon fell sprawling to the ground, her momentum sending her skidding across the lane to collide with an exoskeleton-jarring thud against an inconveniently placed house.  She lay still for a moment, wheezing through the spiracles lining her flanks, and then tottered to her hooves.  Thank Celestia, she was bruised, but unbroken.  She pulled on her dwindling reserves of strength—normally she could have made it through weeks at a stretch without Lyra’s love before she started to weaken, but this had not been a normal night, and the multiple transformations and her mad dash from Canterlot to Ponyville had taken their toll—and drenched herself in green fire.  Her wings vanished into cream-colored flanks, her horn melded itself into her usual tidy curls, and her eyes shifted back to her everyday pale blue pony eyes, banishing the flickering ghosts of Faerie that had been darting in and out of the corners of her vision during the whole flight back.

Not that they’d stay banished for long, of course.  The Unseelie Court would no longer be denied.  Bon Bon took a deep breath and galloped off down the dimly lit streets of Ponyville.  She wasn’t sure where she and Lyra could go—far to the West or East, perhaps, where Celestia’s Sun dipped down so near to the ground that it kneaded and tugged at the world’s bones as it passed, drawing up liquid fire from deep below and scouring the stones clean of plant life.  Bon Bon made a hard left, clods of dirt flying out from under her hooves as she sped on her way.  The Sintered Lands were harsh places, inhabited by dragons, phoenixes, and pyralides, but the Unseelie Court would have no interest in them.  With cleverness and care, two ponies might eke out a life there.

They might, that is, if Lyra agreed to come.  If Lyra forgave her.  Bon Bon exhaled heavily, willing herself not to dwell on that, and cantered to a halt in front of their home, its outline barely visible in the moon-cast shadows of the larger homes flanking it.  She was relieved to see that the door was intact and the wooden latch unbroken; she had been half-afraid that she’d find the timbers smashed inward or ripped apart by Unseelie magic.  Perhaps, she thought as she nudged the latch up with her snout, things wouldn’t be so bad…

She tripped as she crossed the threshold, forehooves sliding forward as if she had been walking down a broken flight of stairs and had tried to step on a landing that wasn’t there.  Something was wrong.  The quiet, humming warmth of Lyra’s love was only faintly present, drifting like a fading memory, and the house didn’t feel like their home anymore; it was just a baroque and pointless structure built of dead tree limbs, lost stones, baked clay and lime, grass stolen from last summer’s meadows, and other random, mislaid fragments of a vast and eerie world.  A creaking husk wrapped around emptiness.  Bon Bon stood frozen for a moment, terrified.

“Lyra!”

The name came out in a high-pitched screech, desperate and raw.  Bon Bon tore up the stairs and dashed to their bedroom, bucking open the lovely blue door and gouging the wood.  Their bed had been slept in, but it was empty, and the sheets had been pulled from the mattress.  The blankets were nowhere to be seen.  Bon Bon whirled around and clattered back down the stairs.

“Lyra!  Lyra, please!  Please!”

She dashed into the kitchen.  Nothing but pots and pans.  The cellar.  The Fing-er loomed in the darkness, but Lyra wasn’t there.  The living room.  No Lyra.  The small, cozy little den, where Bon Bon worked on her candies and Lyra practiced music in the summer evenings.  Empty.  

“No!  Don’t take her from me!  Bring her back!  Lyra!”  

Bon Bon galloped through a doorway, rushed past shadowy shapes that might have been furniture, passed another doorway, turned left, dashed right, thudded against something sharp-edged and wooden, dashed right again…

She finally came to a halt back in the anteroom, her breath coming in harsh, shallow gasps and her hooves shivering.  It couldn’t be.  It just couldn’t.  She called out Lyra’s name one last time, broken and defeated.

And then, muted but unmistakable, Lyra’s voice answered.  

“Bon Bon?  I’m—I’m here.”  

Bon Bon’s head snapped up and she leapt unsteadily to her hooves, her vision swimming and blotted with darkness.  Thank Celestia.  Oh, thank Celestia.  “Lyra!  Where are you?”

“Up here.”  Lyra’s voice was coming from somewhere upstairs.  “In the—I’m taking a bath.  Sorry, didn’t hear you at first.”  The relief that had at first overwhelmed Bon Bon’s mind was suddenly tinged with a thread of doubt.  There was an oddly stilted quality to the voice, as if Lyra wasn’t quite certain that she had said the right things and was even less sure of what to say next.  Bon Bon trotted up the stairs and to the door of their bathroom, hope and fear jostling for precedence in the mind, and nudged the slightly ajar door open.  Lyra lay slouched in a bubble-filled bath, her head leaning back against the tub’s rim and her mane dripping water on the floor.  The aquamarine unicorn’s eyes were closed, and there was a relaxed smile on her face.

Bon Bon stepped hesitantly forward into the room.  Lyra raised her eyebrows and grinned, keeping her eyes closed, and said “’Ey, Bon Bon.”

There was love in the room, but it was faint and diffuse, and none of it was flowing from her marefriend.  When Bon Bon had left yesterday morning, there had been shaken trust and pain running through Lyra’s love, but the love had still been there.  The bitterness couldn’t have won out, surely?  Bon Bon swallowed anxiously.  “Lyra?  Are you…okay?”

“Mm?  Yeah, I’m dandy.”  Lyra slouched down further into the tub.  “How was your trip?  Did you get whatever it was you wanted to do done?”

“Y—yes, I did, but I—“  Bon Bon stopped suddenly.  Her vocal cords morphed wildly, as always happened when her concentration was broken.  In a very different voice, flat and quavering, she continued “Your mane—there’s waterweed in it.”

Lyra’s brows drew together.  “Er, yes.  I went swimming earlier today.  Or wading, at least, and I tripped.”

“Lyra, open your eyes.  I need to see them.”  Please, no.  It couldn’t be.  Please…

“But the light is so tiring!  Really now, I can’t relax with it shining in my eyes.  Why don’t you head off to sleep, and I’ll follow when I’ve finished my bath.“

Her voice brittle but steady, Bon Bon said, “Your eyes, Lyra.  Open them.  Now.”

The green unicorn said nothing for a moment, her body tense, and then she sighed and her shoulders slumped.  She turned her head towards Bon Bon, and opening brown, goat-like eyes, “Lyra” said “Very well, I concede.” Her mane morphed into the weedy, moldering mane of a kelpie, and her minty green coat grew black and scabrous.  “Do give me this credit, I had your adorable little pet’s dialect down perfec—“

“I’LL KILL YOU!”  An explosion of livid green fire blasted out from Bon Bon, arcing off her tattered wings in great roiling clouds and flaring from the changeling’s sickle-shaped fangs as she leapt towards the kelpie.  “I’ll kill you how DARE you, you evil—“

Aldrovanda jumped backwards with a yelp, bringing about half the bathwater with her as she scrabbled away from the enraged changeling.  “Whoa whoa she’s fine she’s alive she’s safe she’s well she’s suffering from a mild case of brainwashing I did not just say that she’s fine!”  She tripped and stumbled back, falling to the wooden floor.  The kelpie seemed far more ragged and tattered than when Bon Bon had seen her two days before; there were twigs and fragments of grass clinging to her emaciated flanks, and her hooves were encased in masses of pebbles, sticks, leaves, and other detritus.  Aldrovanda attempted what she probably thought was a reassuring smile and said “Really, now.  I assure you, your pet—er, marefriend is safe and well.  Completely un-devoured.  Probably having the time of her life, I’m sure.”

Bon Bon splashed forward across the bathwater-soaked floor.  Planting a hoof on Aldrovanda’s damp chest and pinning her against the wall, she brought her head level with the kelpie’s and hissed, “What do you mean, brainwashing?  Where is she, Aldrovanda?  What have you done with her?”

Aldrovanda blinked nervously, and licked her fangs with a serpentine tongue.  “It’s possible that she may have been kinda sorta cast under a Glamour.  Just a little bit.  And I did nothing with her!  Believe me, Mendax—sorryImeantBonBon!—I would have been only too happy to leave you to your little games here.  This was not my idea, and if it had been up to me—“

“Where.  Is.  She.”

Aldrovanda opened her mouth, shut it, and then meekly said, “Canterlot.  She’s in Canterlot.”

        The changeling sank back to her haunches.  That was it, then.  Queen Chrysalis knew, and had probably known even when she had encountered Bon Bon in Canterlot.  Lyra had been taken—and it was this creature’s fault.   Bon Bon glared at the cowering kelpie, and Aldrovanda shrank back, apparently hoping that the extremely solid wall behind her would suddenly develop a heretofore-undiscovered hole in which she could hide herself.  “Now look, Bon Bon, be reasonable.  Try to see things from my point of view.”

“Your point of view?  Your point of view!?”

“Well, it’s not as though I wanted to have things turn out this way,” whined Aldrovanda.  “It was those two changelings’ fault.  Why, I’m practically the victim here.  None of this would have happened, you know, if you weren’t so unutterably boring.”

 “Boring—I—you—what.”  Bon Bon spluttered incoherently for a moment, and then massaged her brow with a hoof like a cheese grater.  It hurt, but honestly a little pain was a good thing right now; she needed to clear her mind of Aldrovanda’s—Aldrovanda-ness.  

The kelpie shifted awkwardly.  “See, I may possibly have been hanging around near Ponyville because the Court was suspicious of you and wanted someone to keep an eye on you.  And the Court may have gotten just a bit suspicious of me after I stopped keeping tabs on you years ago because, well, you’re unutterably dull, after which it’s within the realm of possibility that they set a pair of changelings to keep an eye on both of us.  Following which, it’s not impossible that these two changelings may have observed the little visit you paid me the evening before last, along with the revelation that you’d been indulging in about seventeen different kinds of perversion and harboring all kinds of treasonous sentiments, upon which they may have decided that if they abducted your lady love as a guarantee of your good behavior you’d be more tractable.  And, finally, they might just have decided to punish me for my—how did they put it?  It was rather clever.  Ah, yes—“selfish incompetence and apathy at a level that beggars belief” by assigning me to give you their terms.”

“Which was all my fault because I’m not interesting enough.”  

The kelpie nodded.

Bon Bon took a deep breath.  “Look, just…whatever.  Fine.  I just want to know one thing, kelpie, and you’re going to tell me.  How do I get her back?”

         “Get her back?”  Aldrovanda made a noise that probably would have become a derisive chortle if she hadn’t remembered that Bon Bon’s three-inch fangs were within easy reach of her throat.  “You can’t get her back.  That’s the whole point.  They stole that little mortal away from you to keep you on your best behavior; as long as you crawl a shadowed and Unseelie path, they won’t harm her, but keep up your sungrubbing infatuation with ponykind—or for that matter do anything not to the Court’s liking, which knowing you probably wipes out most of your plans for the next year or so—and you know best what the upshot would be.”  The kelpie paused, considering.  “As a matter of intellectual curiosity, what would Chrysalis be likely to do with a hostage whose guarantor had not done as wished?  Something involving acid, perhaps?  Velvet ants?  Manchineel trees?”

        “She—she forgets about them.”  Bon Bon swallowed painfully.  Grand treason would probably be very much not to Chrysalis’ liking.  All that remained was for the Shee carrying Lyra—changelings, probably—to arrive in Canterlot, and for Queen Chrysalis to put two and two together.  There was a chance that Chrysalis might be fooled by Bon Bon’s pretense, when she had talked to Princess Luna and Shining Armor, that she was a spirit possessing a pony and not a changeling, but if so the queen wouldn’t stay fooled for long.  She stepped back from Aldrovanda, ears pinned against her head and eyes wide.  “I have to go.  I have to save her.  I have to go now.”

        The kelpie cocked her head.  “Have you not listened to a single word I said?  Unless you’re having second thoughts about my suggestion that you kill—“  Aldrovanda paused, and blinked.  “Wait, ‘forgets about them?’  Was that just your accent playing tricks on me, or did you actually say that?  Perhaps you changelings are more needy than I realized, but that doesn’t seem so bad.”

        “Oh no, she’s very nice about it.  She drags you down to some lost cave miles under the surface, leaves you in the dark with no food, no water, and no idea where the exit is, and then—forgets about you.”  Bon Bon turned her back on Aldrovanda, still sprawled against the wall, and made for the open door.  “I’ve already been to Canterlot, and told them everything I know.  Chrysalis doesn’t have any reason left to care whether Lyra lives or…or…”  She swallowed again, and forced her ears to stand straight and her tail to flow free.  She would not let this creature see her fear.  In a steadier voice, she continued,  “I have to go.  My marefriend needs me.”

        With a flailing and clattering that was probably less graceful than she had intended, Aldrovanda righted herself.  “As if she’s still alive!  Come now, Bon Bon, surely even you can see that—”

        “Bite iron, kelpie.”  Bon Bon kicked the door shut in Aldrovanda’s face and trotted downstairs.  

Iron.  That wasn’t a bad idea.  She might well need to fight before this was over, and the last thing that a Shee would expect would be for one of their own kind to be carrying Faebane.  It wouldn’t be much use against the likes of Chrysalis, of course, but against lesser Shee it might well make all the difference.  Most of the household implements that she and Lyra owned were made of brass or copper, for obvious reasons, but she thought she remembered an old iron poker that lay buried in some chest or other.  If it didn’t have a wooden guard, it could always be wrapped in cloth or something of that nature so she could safely hold it.

From upstairs, there came the sounds of a kelpie engaged in battle with advanced pony technology, represented by a doorknob.  Judging from the rattling and cursing, the doorknob was winning.  Bon Bon ignored the sounds, lit a candle, and continued searching for the poker, mentally reviewing the other things she’d be likely to need.  Bread might be a good idea.  As a changeling, she couldn’t eat it herself, but fresh-baked bread was a very homely, real sort of thing; just the smell alone would keep her anchored in reality, and might also drive off some of the eerier kinds of Shee who had trouble existing anywhere but in Faerie.  A few quarts of water would definitely be wise, along with a map, enough bits to take care of the train ride there and back (and a little more for emergencies), flint and tinder, and a length of good, stout rope in case the worst happened and she had to seek out Lyra somewhere deep underground.  She still had no clue where her saddlebag was, though, and Lyra’s was somewhere in Canterlot.  Bon Bon took a moment to berate herself for having been so incredibly stupid as to have just left it lying there, with the incriminating list and the lyre clasp and—well, that was in the past, and there was no point in worrying about it now.  It wasn’t as if it could make things any worse than they already were.

Still, the saddlebag would be a problem; she might not be planning to take much with her, but what she was taking was unwieldy.  She could always buy another saddlebag—what did bits matter anymore?—but time was precious, and if she wanted to catch the morning train to Canterlot messing about in the markets wasn’t a good idea.  Early as it was, the first tentative glow of dawn was already glimmering in at the windows, filling in the shadows cast by her candle.  If only she had somepony she could send for a replacement…

        There was a sudden sound of splintering wood, several cracks and metallic thuds, and a muffled “I loathe doors” from somewhere over Bon Bon’s head.  The not-quite-pony sighed, and made an addendum to her earlier wish.  If only she had somepony to send for a replacement saddlebag, and a way to get rid of Aldrovanda.  A moment later the kelpie clomped down the stairs, the pebbles covering her hooves clacking noisily with each step.  A few slivers of broken wood and a doorknob hanging jauntily from her left ear had now joined the rest of the detritus clinging to her body.   She nodded irritably towards the upper story, and said, “You’ll be wanting to pick up another one of those round bronze devices.  It was holding the door shut with some kind of gramarye, and I’m afraid I may have slightly, ah, destroyed it.  My sincerest apologies.”  The ragged Shee paused, and eyed Bon Bon.  “Far be it from me to criticize your face, by the by, but honestly I think I prefer it when you scowl at me.  That smile is positively unnerving.  I’m willing to take your impeccable dental care on faith, you know.  You don’t have to show me every last incisor.”

        “Sorry,” hissed Bon Bon, grimacing cheerfully.  “I just had an idea, that’s all.  Aldrovanda, how would you like to go shopping?”

The sun was still below the horizon, but only just, and Bon Bon was now clad in her normal pony form, pawing through the heap of items she had piled in the anteroom.  She’d decided that, for lack of a saddlebag, tying everything up in a pillowcase and making it into a bindle would have to do.  It wasn’t ideal, of course; she’d need to hobble along with one hoof held up to keep the bindle from falling off, and anything in the nature of a gallop would be completely out of the question.  She’d seen some ponies—typically Earth ponies, for whatever reason—balance parcels like these without needing to hobble along on three legs, but she had never been able to figure out how they did it, and they’d never quite been able to explain.

Still, it was all she had to work with; she wasn’t holding her breath waiting for Aldrovanda’s return.  Although the kelpie had agreed to head to the marketplace and buy a saddlebag with surprisingly little backchat, Bon Bon expected her to make a beeline for Froggy Bottom Bog and stay there.  That was, honestly, the whole point of sending her off in the first place: to get rid of her with as little fuss as possible.  If she came back with a saddlebag, great, but if she didn’t—well, even better.  As she looped the loose end of the pillowcase around a broomstick, Bon Bon muttered, “I doubt she’s even familiar with the concept of money.”  She drew the slack through the loop with her teeth, tugged it tight, and spitting out the cloth added to herself, “Wouldn’t be surprised if she ate the bits I gave her.”

“You wound me, Mendax,” drawled a far-too-familiar voice.  Bon Bon started, and raising her gaze saw Aldrovanda, disguised as Lyra once more, peering in through one of the open ground-floor windows and eyeing Bon Bon’s hoofwork with a patronizing grin.  “I haven’t been up there in some time, of course, but I used to make the occasional sojourn amongst your little ponies for various reasons—I won’t go into the details, they’d only distress you—and I kept my eyes open.  I’m quite familiar with the basic drill:  ask shopkeep for price of object, haggle if necessary, toss over the requested sum, and take the goods.  If there are no witnesses, devour shopkeep.”  The kelpie licked her fangs wistfully.  “Shame that last item didn’t really pan out today.”

“It’s ‘Bon Bon.’  Go away.”

“’Go away?’  Now look, you’ve gone and wounded me again.  This is really starting to become a habit with you.  I tolerate your frankly insulting attitude, run your pointless little errands, brave the twee banality of a Ponyville marketplace, devour absolutely no one—nopony, I mean, of course—and all you have to offer in return is more rudeness!  The stalls were all pink, Dum Dum!  Pink!  Some of them even had little hearts and candies on them!  And not the meaty kind of heart, dripping with blood, but the sappy kind, dripping with—with sap.  Or something.  It was horrifying, is the point.”  

Bon Bon said nothing, and hoisted the bindle up.  Aldrovanda blinked.  “Are you honestly planning to trek all the way from here to Canterlot carting that whatever-it-is with you?  But I brought a saddlebag!”

Bon Bon paused, bindle hanging awkwardly off her back.  “You did?”

“Of course I did.  Do you suppose I returned solely for the sake of making devastatingly witty remarks?  Don’t kid yourself.  You’re a good foil, but you aren’t that good.”

“Well, I, uh…”  The faux-pony blinked and slid the bindle off her back.  “That’s great, then.  Um.  Thank you, Aldrovanda.  Toss it over.”

A snaggletoothed smirk spread its way across the kelpie’s face.  “Ah, yes, I thought we might hit this stumbling block.  I’m terribly sorry, but I can’t quite manage that.  You see,” she finished apologetically, “the saddlebag is dry.”  

Neither of them spoke for a moment.  The puzzled changeling waited for Aldrovanda to say something more, but apparently she felt that the saddlebag being dry was a sufficiently impressive fact all by itself.  

“It’s dry, and…?”

Aldrovanda smiled indulgently.  “Well, I could hardly drag your lovely new saddlebag through the streets, could I?  It would have gotten dirty.  So, without really thinking through all the consequences, I slung it on to my back—and here we are.”

“I’m afraid I still don’t quite follow.”

“I’m a kelpie!”

“And I’m a pony—well, changeling, technically, but you know what I mean—that’s a door, and this is a house.  Is this another one of those ‘You’re boring, therefore I foalnapped your marefriend and took a bath’ things?  Because I am not in the mood for more cryptic—“

“No no no no no.”  Aldrovanda tossed her damp mane in exasperation, scattering stale, fishy-smelling droplets.  “Bless your traitorous little heart, you’ve quite forgotten what it is to be of the Court, haven’t you?  I’m a kelpie—you remember what a kelpie is, yes?—and like all good kelpies, I hunt my food by tricking it, one way or another, into touching me.  As long as the dear little morsel is dry it sticks fast to my hide, upon which I drag it underwater, wait for it to drown, and munch merrily away.  If it’s wet, on the other hoof, it doesn’t stick; that way I don’t end up covered in random bits of detritus floating around in the water.  Is that quite simple enough for you, or should I draw a diagram to make it clearer?”

Honestly, the wretched creature couldn’t be more obnoxious if she tried—or tried harder than she already was trying, at least.  With an effort Bon Bon suppressed her first impulse, which while not entirely clear in her mind almost certainly would have involved a good deal of screaming, and answered “I know how kelpies hunt, yes.  I didn’t know about the wet-dry thing, though; I just sort of figured you could choose what you stuck to.  I suppose that explains why you were in the bathtub, at any rate.”

Aldrovanda nodded.  “Precisely.  It was the only thing in your funny little home I could find that was able to hold both me and a hogshead or two of water.”

“The saddlebag’s glued to your back, then.”  Bon Bon paused.  “Permanently?”

Aldrovanda chuckled, amused by the quaint notion.  “Don’t be foolish.  It’s made of cloth; it’ll rot off eventually.  That’s how I get rid of the bits of my meals that end up stuck to me.”

“And all the other junk stuck to you?  The pebbles?  The doorknob?  Those won’t rot off.”

A rare look of unease flickered across the kelpie’s toothy face.  “Well, I…I don’t personally know how to remove those things, no.  I don’t normally come up on land unless it’s recently rained, so until now the issue never came up.  But there must be some way.  I’ll ask around.”  She twitched an ear as if to shoo away an irritating fly, and continued, “but that’s beside the point, my dear Mendax.  As I said, I’m afraid I can’t just give you the saddlebag.  Be of good cheer, though!  A beam of sunlight shines through the clouds!  I’ve just now discovered that you possess a remarkably winning personality, and I feel like helping you.  Load me up with your assorted trinkets and adventuresome doodads, then, and I shall be your pack mule.  Let’s get this fool’s errand on the road!”

Bon Bon’s eyes narrowed.  “’Bon Bon.’  And you can’t possibly expect me to believe that you’re serious.”

“Why not?  It’s so boring here, Bon Bon!  I want life, laughter, gaiety, ha-cha-cha!  And that’s hard to find in a swamp.  Now, don’t get me wrong; I still think your little quest is abysmally idiotic and will almost certainly end in your messy death.  But hey, as long as it isn’t too messy and there’s a reasonable-sized chunk of you left, I still come out on top.  Dinner and a show, if you see my point.”

“You are an unholy abomination and an affront to reality itself.”

“Oh, shush.  I bet you say that to all the fillies.  How about it, though?  It’d make your task much easier.”

The horrible thing was, she was right.  Bon Bon sighed.  This was probably a stupid idea…  “Fine.”  She nudged up the latch and pulled the front door open.  Aldrovanda sidled in, glaring suspiciously at the door as if she suspected it of something nefarious.  “Whatever.  Here, stand still while I load you up.”

Aldrovanda glanced back as Bon Bon began lifting various things up and tossing them into the saddlebag.  “Is all of this really necessary?  Like I said, the odds of her even being alive are awfully slim, so you might as well just Yaaaa!”

“Sho shorry,” said Bon Bon, holding the wooden guard of the iron poker in her mouth.  “It shlipped.”

“Indeed,” hissed Aldrovanda.  “Anything else you’ll be bringing that I should know about?  A sheaf of poisoned darts?  Perhaps a pet nuckelavee?”  She shivered as Bon Bon added a loaf of bread to the bag.  “Ugh!  What was—everything feels—Ugh!  It’s like suddenly the whole universe is watching me—like I’ll never be able to hide again.  How did you do that?  Can normal ponies do that?  Nevermind,” she continued hurriedly, “I really think I’d prefer not to know.  Are you done yet?  Got everything in?”

Bon Bon tugged a strap through the saddlebag’s buckle, fastened it, and gave a curt nod.  The kelpie smirked nastily.  “Excellent.”  With a sudden leap she scooted back out the door, swerved right, and galloped off down the street, pebble-shod hooves clattering against the packed dirt.  As she sped off she shouted back, “Sorry, changed my mind!  Good luck with your quest!”

Yep, agreeing to let her help had been a stupid idea.  Bon Bon stood frozen for a moment in the doorway of her home.  Then, deliberately and with careful enunciation, she said several words that most ponies would have been ashamed to admit that they even knew.  

Then she said them again.  

With adjectives.

Mendacity

by Dromicosuchus

Part V

Ponyville was far too small to be one of the Canterlots, Manehattans, or Bayjings of Equestria, gliding regally along on their great business and paying little real attention to the daily dance of the Sun and Moon.  It had long since ceased, too, to be one of the skittish frontier towns like Appleloosa and Dodge Junction, hesitant to sleep and lurching awake in panic before dawn.  The Everfree forest, near as it might be, had long ago learned to respect the might of Canterlot, and safe beneath the watchful gaze of the Sun Princess the little village had grown sleepy and comfortable.  It believed in getting its solid eight hours of sleep, and then maybe getting two or three more, just for good measure.

It was no strange thing, then, that as Bon Bon stumbled three-legged to the ticket depot of the Ponyville train station, crude bindle waving wildly over her shoulder as she struggled to carry it without tumbling to the ground herself, she should have found herself the first and only customer.  She had considered, in the first wild rush of panic after Aldrovanda had made off with all her carefully-gathered supplies, simply shedding her earth pony form, transforming into a pegasus, and taking to the skies—but she was tired.  Exhausted, in fact.  She hadn’t slept in twenty-four hours, hadn’t felt the filling warmth of Lyra’s love for nearly as long, and she had performed more transformations in the last night than during the past ten years put together.  Try even one more, and she’d have trouble staying on all four hooves, let alone flying.  She could probably still manage traveling to Canterlot on hoof, if absolutely necessary (transformations were very draining), but the train would be faster and would leave her in much better shape to deal with—with whatever needed dealing with.  Not that she was in very good shape now, of course.

Bon Bon snorted irritably and pushed those thoughts from her mind.  No sense in mentally defeating herself before she’d even started out.  She trotted up to the ticket seller’s booth, glass-fronted and smelling of freshly-sawn wood, and snorted again a bit more irritably. Despite the brass placard by the booth confidently stating that business hours began at sunrise and ended at midnight, the ticket seller was nowhere to be seen.  Bon Bon leaned her bindle against one of the wooden beams in the timber frame wall, and peered through the booth’s window, trying—without much hope—to catch a glimpse of the missing ticket seller through the open door of some back room or other, perhaps sipping a dandelion root latté or polishing off a late breakfast.  

No such luck.  The ticket office, sparsely furnished and all business and professionalism (it was almost depressing, really.  Only a few candy-colored arabesques, not too many hearts carved into the pale blue walls—not up to Ponyville’s usual interior decorating standards at all.  Then again, it was a new building; perhaps they just hadn’t had time to get somepony in to do it up properly), showed a distinct lack of employees, other than a few sleepy-looking stallions chatting in the back who, to judge from the tool bags slung over their backs, were part of some sort of maintenance crew.  Waiting seemed to be the only option.  The changeling mare sighed, lowered herself to a sitting position on the wooden platform abutting the rails, and tried not to think about the many, many things that might have already happened to Lyra.

About ten minutes later, Bon Bon had very definitely not thought about caverns miles beneath Equestria’s surface, bugganes, vengeful changeling queens with flint axes to grind, bugganes, or ancient rituals involving more chanting than is generally found in polite society.  She was not thinking about bugganes for the third time that morning, and was particularly not thinking about the rumors she’d heard that there was a colony of the things somewhere deep underground near Canterlot, when her totally-not-a-worryfest was interrupted by an odd sound somewhere nearby: a rhythmic clumping, as if a very large and very clumsy stallion was trying to make his way towards the train station or a normal pony with weights on her hooves was—with weights on her hooves—weights.  Surely not.  Bon Bon gritted her teeth and, rising to her hooves, glanced around the corner to see a pale green, tousle-maned unicorn that she could almost have mistaken for Lyra were it not for the newcomer’s goat-like eyes, dripping mane, and snaggletoothed smirk.

…Along with, of course, the doorknob attached to her ear, saddlebag glued to her back, pebbles coating her hooves, and a surprisingly wide variety of other kinds of detritus clinging here and there, including a rather pretty flower perched in her mane, which the newcomer had almost certainly not added intentionally.  Lyra, eccentric as she sometimes was, had never been prone to decorating herself in Aldrovanda’s caddisfly larvae-like style.  The kelpie, catching sight of Bon Bon around the edge of the train station, tried to give a lazy, indifferent toss of her mane but ended up smacking herself in the side of her head with the doorknob instead, where it promptly stuck fast.  She clutched her head and started muttering something incomprehensible but almost certainly uncouth (all Bon Bon caught were the words “—smelt it, smelt it, smelt it, gnaw chase-discord with iron bells ringing—“), and from the sound of it probably would have gone along in that vein for quite some time if Bon Bon hadn’t curtly demanded what she wanted.

“—And stick ‘em with a wiggin stick.  Ow,” finished the kelpie, and attempted a smirk.  “I’m disappointed in you, Mendax.  Truly, I am.  I needled you mercilessly, was an accessory—unwilling, granted, but an accessory—to the snatching of your pet, stole all the little essential trinkets you’d gathered for your astonishingly ill-conceived rescue mission, and to top it all off I persist in calling you ‘Mendax’ instead of—what was it again?  Dum Dum?  Something like that.”  She started to give another careless toss of her mane and stopped when she remembered what had happened the last time.  “Honestly.  What do I have to do to get a little pursuit?”

        Bon Bon snarled, baring very un-pony-like fangs.  “This—You—I can’t believe you!”

“I am rather incredible, aren’t I?  Hard as it might be to credit, though, I’m only implausible, not actually impossible.”

The changeling ignored her.  “This is all just a game to you, isn’t it?  Just a fun little game of Bait the Changeling.  Well, I don’t feel like playing.  Leave me alone.”

“Oh come now, Mendax, humor me.  Just a little chase?  I’ll almost let you catch me, I promise.”

        “Not interested.  Go away.”  Bon Bon turned, trotted back around the corner of the building, and planted herself firmly in front of the still-absent ticket seller’s booth.  Aldrovanda sidled after her, cast an inquisitive glance at the booth, looked to Bon Bon, then back to the booth.

“So...what’s this wooden box all about?  Some sort of shrine?”

“It’s a ticket booth.  I’m waiting for the pony that should have been here half an hour ago to arrive, so that I can buy a ticket and save Lyra.  Go away.”

Aldrovanda raised her eyebrows, impressed.  “They sell tickets for that?”

If only.  “It’s for a train, kelpie.  A sort of traveling box on wheels that’ll take me to Canterlot.  Why are you still here?”

Aldrovanda yawned, and stretched herself.   “I find your obtuseness enthralling, that’s all.  I have your stuff, you need your stuff, I run away, you run after—is this concept really so difficult for you to wrap your little mind around?”

        Okay, that was it.  “Leave me alone, you horrible little thing!  Just leave me alone!  I don’t care what you steal, I don’t care how snarky you are, I don’t care how sly and capricious and fey you are.  I am going to save Lyra and nothing—do you hear me?  Nothing!—is going to distract me from that!  If I had to, I would walk to Canterlot!”  Bon Bon stepped forward.  Aldrovanda stepped back.  The little old gray-maned ticket seller, unnoticed by both of them, stepped into his booth.  “Go back to your swamp, mimic half of Ponyville, report me to Chrysalis—I don’t care.  Just leave me the hay alone.  Do you understand?”

        “But Mendax, I—“

        “Bite iron.  Conveniently, there’s a bar of it in the saddlebag on your back.  You’ll find it in the left satchel.  What,” she snapped, whirling around with a snarl to face the ticket seller, who had been tapping on the glass of the booth and trying to get her attention, “do you want?”

        The ticket seller shrank into himself, peering nervously out from behind his whiskers and making squeaking noises.  Bon Bon briefly considered demanding how much he had heard, but rejected this notion.  Bad enough that he thought she was insane; she didn’t need him thinking she was criminally so.  The not-quite-pony drew a deep breath, and forced her ears back up into a friendly, peaceable position.  Rearranging her scowl into something that, even in poor light, would still probably not have been mistaken for a cheery smile, she said, “Sorry.  Didn’t mean to snap at you.  Name’s Bon Bon.  One ticket for the morning train to Canterlot, please.”  

There was the clink of bits—about all she had to spare, as most of her savings were in the saddlebag on that wretched kelpie’s back—against the wooden counter.  The elderly pony swiped the bits into the booth and then, after some clumsy bustling with a roll of tickets and a cutting device that had clearly not been designed with an earth pony in mind, he nudged a ticket through a slot in the window.  Snatching it up in her teeth, Bon Bon managed something more closely approximating a real smile, and nodded thanks.  The ticket seller, emboldened by this, peered to his right and asked, “Will your friend be wanting a ticket too, then?”

Bon Bon glanced at Aldrovanda, who waved meekly, and said “Distant acquaintance.  Extremely distant acquaintance.  And no, she will not.  Where will the Friendship Express be pulling in?  Over there?  Thank you.”  She turned and hobbled three-legged off in the direction the ticket seller had indicated, bindle slung awkwardly over her back.  Aldrovanda watched her go, eyes half-lidded and lips pursed, and then she trotted up to the ticket seller’s booth.  Giving him her most winning smile, she said “Name’s, uh, Lyra.  One ticket for the morning—um, what she said.  ‘Train to Canterlot,’ wasn’t it?  Yes.  One of those.”

Miraculously, absolutely no major outrages were committed in the time between Aldrovanda’s purchase of the ticket and the arrival of the Friendship Express at the station.  This was not for lack of motivation; on the contrary, as soon as she realized that the kelpie intended to join her on the trip to Canterlot, Bon Bon found herself feeling that a few major outrages, ideally inflicted on Aldrovanda in as painful a manner as possible, would be just what the doctor ordered.

Her forbearance likely had something to do with the presence of several fellow travelers, finally arriving to purchase their tickets, along with the attention of the ticket seller, whose job was not a particularly exciting one and who was very obviously watching the two of them in the hopes that they’d continue being odd.  Bon Bon, an old master at being boring, proved a disappointment to him, but Aldrovanda was rather more entertaining.  After trying and failing to engage Bon Bon in further conversation, she ended up sidling back to his booth and began chatting with him.  She was, he felt, quite a nice young mare; it was such a shame about her teeth and eyes, which (she explained) were the result of a congenital condition which she didn’t like to talk about.  She seemed, for some strange reason, to have trouble believing that the train to Ponyville was really called the “Friendship Express,” and after he assured her that it was so she inquired as to whether the names “Happy Happy Fun Train” or “Hearts and Happiness Railways” had already been taken.  For no reason that he could see, she collapsed into hysterical laughter when he admitted that Fillydelphia had beaten them to the latter name, but after wheezing a bit and repeating “Fillydelphia!” once or twice, she managed to pull herself together, and after learning that he and his family had recently moved to Ponyville, she began to describe the beauties of Froggy Bottom Bog to him, explaining that its bad reputation was an exaggeration.  There was no danger at all, she said.  He should really take a walk there sometime; make a party of it, bring the wife and foals along, go for a swim…

It was at this point that Bon Bon, who had been paying no attention to the conversation with such determination that it looked like she was about to sprain a muscle, trotted over, bit down on one of the saddlebag’s loose straps, and yanked Aldrovanda away, muttering furiously past the cloth in her mouth.

“Oo defpiable, e’el, mufferuff, wiyuh, fyopaffih, oaffuh—“  She spat the strap out of her mouth.  “—Sociopathic, cannibalistic, wretched—“

“Ponies are waa-aaatching, ‘Bon Bon,’” warbled the kelpie, “and technically speaking, I’m not cannibalistic.  Well,” she added in an undertone, “not since the exile.  Honestly, I don’t know why Queen Xubidu made such a fuss; he was already dead when I found him, after all, and it wasn’t like I…wasn’t like…“  Her shrill voice wavered and trailed off into silence, her snide smirk shifting to an expression of pure horror.  She stumbled back, eyes fixed on something behind Bon Bon, and screeched, “Epona and Danu!  What is that thing!?”

Bon Bon whirled around, muscles tensed and ready for flight, and then relaxed.  About time.  “That,” she said, turning to the cowering kelpie, “would be the train.”

“Ah.  Yes.  Of course.”  Aldrovanda stared up at the train as it drew level with the platform, free ear plastered flat against her head and doorknob-encumbered ear bent back as far is it would go.  “‘Box on wheels,’ you said.  So it is.  Fancy tha—what was that is it supposed to do that?”

“That’s a train whistle.  It’s harmless.”

“I see.”

Bon Bon hobbled towards the door of the train, ticket in her mouth and bindle on her back, and Aldrovanda followed, eyes still glued on the smoke-belching, iron-laced artifact of pony technology looming over their heads.  For once, she had nothing snarky to say about candy-themed decorations; the sheer size of the machine seemed to have impressed her too much for that.  It was a shame, Bon Bon reflected, that she hadn’t been scared away by it completely, but at least the wretched Shee wasn’t likely to get her in any trouble during the ride.

“Do they normally throw passengers out of trains like that?” asked Aldrovanda.

Bon Bon didn’t appear to have heard her.  The changeling was slumped by the side of the railway tracks, five hours from Ponyville and Celestia knew how many hours from Canterlot, staring glumly at the rapidly shrinking train as it sped off into the distance, slowly rising up the mountain foothills.  Canterlot itself was just visible far above, its delicate spires and towers lightly grasping the rocky bones of the Canterhorn like a cluster of titanic icicles dangling impossibly up into the sky.  It looked surreal and untouchable, and horribly far away.

Which, unfortunately, it was.  Bon Bon brought her gaze down, surveying the miles of low-lying, boggy countryside that lay between her and Lyra.  The Canterhorn was not a natural mountain; its origins weren’t really known, but Bon Bon had heard legends describing how, in the distant past, Celestia had raised it as a memorial to her corrupted and banished sister—

Aldrovanda, who seemed to be feeling that not enough attention was being paid to her, piped up “Honestly, it wasn’t really my fault.  You could have explained the concept of a restroom to me before we got on the train.”  

—Or that it had once been a great valley, rich and full of life, that Discord had inverted to the heavens thousands of years earlier in a divine prank—

“As for the windows, I consider myself blameless.  They looked wet to me; how was I to know that they weren’t and that I’d stick to them if I touched them?  Nasty stuff, glass, by the way.  How do ponies make it?  Some kind of salivary secretion, I suppose?  It does decay, yes?”

—Or that it was the tailings of Tartarus, cast up from the deeps when Celestia and Luna had first dug out that cavernous prison for all the worst monstrosities created by Discord during his reign—

“And I think that, in all fairness, I deserve to be praised for trying to eat the seat cushions.  Granted, I had no reason to suppose that they were edible, but I was getting peckish and I knew how you’d fuss if I ate one of the other passengers.  I really think a more levelheaded conductor would have contented himself with a reprimand, particularly after I explained to him how it was really all your fault because I was mentally unstable and you were supposed to be looking after me.”

—Or (this, told by the Shee; Bon Bon wasn’t fond of their legends, but she was running out of thoughts to distract herself from Aldrovanda’s prattle.  Any port in a storm) that it was the first and the greatest menhir, carved and set in the Earth by Epona Herself, and that eventually the Stone-Shod Queen would wake from Her multimillenial slumber and strike the Sun Princess’ castle from the crest of the Canterhorn, casting it down in crumbling ruin to the valley below and cleansing Her menhir of the blasphemy that had been committed against it.

“I thought for sure he’d see it was all a big misunderstanding, and then we’d laugh about how silly we’d all been.  I suppose, in retrospect, I shouldn’t have told him all that while you were asleep.  Rather gave the impression you were shirking your duties, now that I think about it.”

Whatever the truth was, the Canterhorn was something separate and apart from the mountains nearby, a towering iceberg of stone resting in the soil of the central Equestrian valley.  Over the millennia the Earth beneath it had slowly buckled, creaking down into a vast bowl that had just as slowly filled with silt and water to create a great sunken bogland.  

“Still, like I said, a more sensible conductor would have…”  Aldrovanda cocked her head, glass shards embedded in her mane clinking against the doorknob.  “Mendax, are you even listening to me?”

It was not an ideal landscape for traveling on hoof, but thanks to—Bon Bon shook her head.  Best to avoid thinking about…the thing making noises next to her.  Naiacidal rages, cathartic as they might be, would only end up being a distraction from the matter at hoof.  Best get going.  The pale yellow changeling sighed, hoisted her bindle up on her back, and set off alongside the railway bed, hopping and stumbling her three-hooved and sleep-deprived way towards Lyra.  Aldrovanda, who had been occupied in trying to detach fragments of cushion from her face and was so far failing miserably, glanced up at the sound of Bon Bon’s departure.  She stared after the departing changeling for a moment and gave an enormous, toothy yawn—she might not have been up as long as Bon Bon had, but the night was her time for wakefulness, and all this trotting around under the sun was leaving her feeling drowsy.  With a clunk and a clatter she rose to her hooves, cast one quick, suspicious glance at the steel train tracks, and trotted after Bon Bon.

Mendacity

by Dromicosuchus

Part VI

Candlelight flickered off little brassy bits scattered over the stone flagstones beneath Bon Bon’s hooves and sank into the rich red-brown of the wooden beams above, filling the cellar with a warm, comforting glow. The brassy bulk of the fing-er loomed overhead, the whirring click of its gears occasionally interrupted by a puff of steam as it quietly chuffed along.  Lounging awkwardly back in her padded armchair in the corner, one hoof curled around a mug of mulled cider, Lyra grinned as Bon Bon rose unsteadily to her hind legs, forehooves waving wildly as she tried to keep her balance—

—Shifted her left hind leg back, in a motion that would have helped her stay upright if she had been on all four hooves, but as it was just threw her even more out of kilter—

—And fell in a spinning tangle of limbs on a heap of cushions, laughing helplessly at how ridiculous the whole thing was.  Lyra wriggled out of the chair and trotted over, laughing as well.  “C’mon, silly filly, you can do better than that!”  She helped Bon Bon to her hooves, and brushed a stray lock of navy blue hair back into place in her marefriend’s disheveled mane.  “If I can do it, I know you can.”

Bon Bon smiled.  “I don’t have your determination, sweetie, and you’re in better shape.  I’m all pudgy.”

Lyra nuzzled Bon Bon’s mane, nickering softly. “Yeah, and I love very bit of that pudge.  Ow!  Ow!  No nipping!”  

“After making me try to trot around on my hind hooves like a chicken, I think you deserve a nip or two,” said Bon Bon primly.

Lyra chuckled, and gave her marefriend a gentle push.  “Okay, you don’t have to try it anymore tonight.  I haven’t given up on you yet, though.  I’m going to keep you at it, and one day, filly, we’re going to walk out our front door hoof-in-hoof, marching along on our hind legs as bold as can be, and we’ll dang well out-awesome everypony else in town.  We’ll be like some kind of awesome-plosion.  They’ll be talking about it for—“  A sudden klaxon wail of sound, the rather-too-familiar screech of the fire alarm, echoed down from upstairs.  Lyra’s face brightened.  “Ooh!  Dinner’s ready!  Just a sec, Bon Bon, I’ll be right back.  I’m trying a new recipe; you’ll love it.”  She turned and galloped up the cellar steps, taking them two at a time.  Bon Bon smiled, and began to clean things up a bit, picking lost cogs up from the floor and stacking loose sheets of paper neatly on Lyra’s work desk.  Overhead the fire alarm lapsed into silence, and then there was a clatter and thud, followed by a muted “It’s okay!  I’m okay!”

It was mad, it was chaotic, it was disorganized and impossible and strange.  It was home.  Bon Bon rolled her eyes, trotted over to the corner where Lyra had been sitting, and was reaching down to retrieve a cushion that Lyra had stashed in the back of the armchair’s seat (so that was how she had managed to sit there so comfortably) when a drop of cold water splashed on her nose.  She glanced up at the labyrinth of copper piping overhead, sighed, and headed for the stairs.  She wasn’t about to mess with the impossibly complicated innards of the fing-er; that was her marefriend’s territory, and for all Bon Bon knew the leak was something that the absent-minded unicorn had intentionally included in her design of the machine, without pausing to consider little everyday mundanities like water damage.

“Lyra?  Lyra, I think the fing-er may be—“  She stopped abruptly, blinking.  Another drop of water had fallen, splashing into her open eye.  That was strange; none of the pipes extended this—

Drip.  Drip.  Drip drip splash plip splish.  Bon Bon leapt back, shaking her mane.  Water was falling from the ceiling in a steady drizzle now, pouring down on her and pattering against the floor.  There was a rolling boom of sound from somewhere very far away, and nearer at hoof Bon Bon heard something very like the croaking of frogs…

Bon Bon’s eyes snapped open.  She lay curled on her side in the middle of a stand of stringy yellow flowers growing on a small knoll of ground rising above the surrounding swampland.  A vast, weighty mass of clouds was spread across the sky overhead, drenching the expanse of marsh grass and stunted willow trees with sheets of rain.  The sun was still just below the horizon, but enough of the early dawn light had worked its way through the overcast sky to cast a dim light over the swamp, interrupted here and there by the unsteady weaving and bobbing of the will-‘o-the-wisps’ green lanterns.

And Lyra was gone.

Bon Bon clenched her eyes shut again, shivering, and curled her legs tightly against her body, tensing the muscles in her sides until her ribs hurt.  She could feel a convulsive tightening in her chest, and a pressing at her throat, and tried to force the tears back without much success.  She couldn’t show weakness now, not with the kelpie so close; she couldn’t.  

But Lyra was gone.  She might even be dead.  Bon Bon’s self control cracked and collapsed, and she began to blubber into the brown sheets of bog moss, her body shaking as great heaving sobs forced their way out.  She was scared, so scared, so very, terribly scared…

The rain fell, hissing and whispering as the droplets splashed from willow-frond to grass stem to sphagnum moss to stagnant pool.  After some time had passed, the bedraggled changeling managed to rise to her hooves, eyes red and breath ragged.  She swallowed, forcing one last convulsive sob back down her throat, and looked up, staring at the dim silhouette of Canterlot far above.  Since yesterday afternoon it had been enclosed in a colossal, pale red sphere of magic—presumably the Princesses’ response to her warning.  Most likely a shield of some sort.  They—and Bon Bon—had been too late, of course; the enemy was already inside the fortress.  The changeling mare drew a deep breath, bent down and gingerly nipped off one of the yellow flowers growing around her, wincing at the cold, ringing shiver of the stem against her teeth.  It was Mage-Starswirl’s-wort, an ancient form of faebane that the Shee knew as chase-discord; she had purposefully sought out this little stand of flowers the night before, carefully weeding out a little poison-free hollow in the middle of the bobbing yellow stalks so that she could be sure that, here in the strange Unseelie Wild, she wouldn’t find herself slipping away into Faerie while she slept.  With great care, she tucked the little flower into her mane, and even as her ears tingled, instinctively twitching away from the five-pointed blossom, she felt a little twinge of relief.  It could have just been the steadily brightening light of dawn, but she thought that the drunken, whirling glow of the will-‘o-the-wisps had faded a bit.  The world felt slightly more real.

She would not be too late again.

Bon Bon glanced around, taking stock of her surroundings.  Aldrovanda was nowhere to be seen, and considering that she normally slept during the day in any case that probably meant that she was still fast asleep, curled up in the muck at the bottom of the pool into which she had descended the previous evening.  Bon Bon’s bindle, which she had leaned against a nearby willow the night before to keep it off the wet ground, was gone; no doubt Aldrovanda had waited for her to go to sleep, and had then tossed it into the mire, or eaten it, or buried it, or…whatever the foul little thing felt like doing at the time.

Which meant, of course, that Aldrovanda would be expecting to be woken up by an angry changeling demanding to have it returned, and wouldn’t anticipate that Bon Bon might head off without it.  Bon Bon shrugged.  Well, if that was the price she had to pay to get rid of the kelpie, she was more than happy to pay it.  Giving Aldrovanda the slip would mean avoiding the railway bed, of course, which would make her journey somewhat more difficult, but on the other hoof the Canterhorn was a landmark that was impossible to miss, and when all was said and done Bon Bon was still one of the Shee.  She knew how to travel through the wilderness.

The Sun rose, reached its zenith, and began to descend again, dipping down towards the western mountains, and a lone changeling trudged on through the great sodden depression surrounding the Canterhorn.  It was a lonely place, this swamp; a very lonely place.  There had been no ponies here for uncounted years, that was plain enough, but as Bon Bon trekked through the mire, threading her way along the few patches of stable ground, she began to realize that even the Shee rarely ventured here. In between the willows and the marsh grasses lay stagnant pools ringed with sphagnum moss and lanky flowers.  Early in the season as it was, their anemic stalks were already sending out sprays of flowers, daubing the landscape with tiny points of pale yellow, translucent white, and bruised purples so deep they were almost black.  Scattered among the other flowers were yet more stalks of chase-discord, growing not in tight, paranoid clusters or in defiant hordes but just as any other flower would, as if they had no special properties at all.  The long, low-slung hummocks of peat and moss that rose, here and there, above the slowly drifting waters and the shifting clouds of gnats were not barrows, raised in the paleopony period as burial mounds for gold-clad chieftains or as homage to the far greater kings and queens of the Shee; they were just hills of sod, no more and no less, overgrown with gnarled willows and riddled with roots.  Other than the wisps, weaving their mindless, glimmering way through the mists, there was almost nothing fey about the place at all.  

It felt immensely strange.  The settlements and cities of the ponies—Canterlot, Manehattan, and even Ponyville, at times—had always felt rushed to her, as if they were tumbling madly towards the future with little inclination to pause and savor the past.  The Shee, on the other hoof, hoarded their past with a dragon-like jealousy, proud of their antiquity and immortality but suspicious of every new, untested moment of time.  This sunken wetland, though, was different.  Growing, rotting, and growing again in the shadow of the Canterhorn, old beyond reckoning—older than the Unseelie Court, perhaps older than the mythical Seelie Court, maybe even older than the Shee themselves—and yet it still wore its age gracefully.  Almost carelessly, in fact.  It existed, and that was enough for it.  Into the Universe it came, and why not knowing, nor whence, like water willy-nilly flowing: and out of it, as wind along the waste, it knew not whither, willy-nilly blowing.

Bon Bon came to a stop, and shook her head, irritated and amused with herself.  Poetry!  It might not be a haunt of the Shee, but something about this place was still getting to her.  Reciting poetry—pfeh!  She wasn’t normally that flighty.  Best be getting on.  

Odd as it was, though, she found the swamp almost comforting.  There was, quite simply, nothing here that was actively trying to foil her.  It made for a welcome change.  Perhaps, the changeling thought, things might yet turn out well…

“Mendax!”

Bon Bon froze at the sound of the distant voice, ringing shrilly out above the soft susurrating hiss of raindrops on willow leaves.  No.  Surely not.  The kelpie would have followed the railway, if she even bothered pursuing at all; she should be miles away by now.

“Mendax!  Oh, smelt it—Bon Bon!”

That sense of confidence, Bon Bon reflected, should have been her first warning sign that something was wrong.  A sense of complacency and well-being anywhere within a radius of several hundred miles of Aldrovanda spelled doom.  How had the miserable creature even tracked her this far out—

“Bon Bon!  Please!  Please!  Where are you?”

Something resembling a train wreck took place in Bon Bon’s mind.  Various lines of thought—A notion that finding a hiding place right now might be a good idea, a general distaste for kelpies, a particular distaste for one very specific kelpie—were suddenly thrown into disarray, whipping and snarling around one another like high-tension cables that had been suddenly cut.  The changeling blinked.  Yes, that had been Aldrovanda’s voice.  Definitely.

But “please?”  Aldrovanda didn’t say “please,” and Aldrovanda certainly didn’t say “please” in a plaintive, desperate tone.  Aldrovanda didn’t do plaintive or desperate.  She did snarky and belittling.  What in Celestia’s name—There was a rustling amongst the nearby willows, a spreading of ripples through the scum-glazed pools.  That puzzle could wait for later; she had to hide, she couldn’t let the kelpie find her again, couldn’t be slowed down by—

Branches cracked, foliage parted, and a kelpie-shaped heap of bog grasses, willow fronds, wooden splinters, pebbles, and other miscellanea tumbled out of a stand of reeds almost directly in front of the changeling.   “Bon Bon!  Bon Bo—“  Aldrovanda stopped short at the sight of her quarry, who was currently staring right back at her with a complicated mixture of fury and utter bewilderment.  “Rust and leaf beetles, I can’t believe I found you!  I was terrified, you have no idea, I thought that I’d be—“  The kelpie realized what she was saying and stopped abruptly.  

For a long moment, both of them were silent, and then in a voice colder than a wendigo’s breath, Bon Bon said, “I’m taken.”

Aldrovanda blinked, sending a feather glued to her right eyelid fluttering madly.  “’Taken?’  I’m afraid I don’t—Oh.  Oh.  Epona, no!  Believe me, I have no interest in your particular brand of perversity.  The Beast has utterly failed to be charmed by, ah—“  She eyed Bon Bon doubtfully.  “—Beauty.  So to speak.”

“Then what do you want?”

“Well, uh, not much going on in this place, you know.  Once you’ve seen one rotting lump of moss, you’ve seen them all.  I crave entertainment, and your antics are—“

Bon Bon’s eyes narrowed.  “Liar.”

“But Mendax, I assure you, I…”  

“Go away or I attack.”  The changeling bared her teeth, and hissed, “I’m not going to tolerate you anymore.”  She cast one last venomous look at Aldrovanda, turned, and trotted away.  The kelpie raised a hoof, held it outstretched for a moment, and then lowered it.  She took a half-step forward, fear flashing across her narrow, bony face, and cried out, “But they’ll kill me!”

Bon Bon paused, and glanced back.  “What?”

Aldrovanda lowered her eyes, shoulders slumped, and repeated in a quieter tone of voice, “They’ll kill me.  The kelpies.  The changelings.  One or the other, I don’t know which will get to me first.  This was…I wasn’t supposed to just give you the conditions of your pet—your marefriend’s safety.  I was also supposed to keep you from messing things up, keep you under control.”  She raised her eyes to meet Bon Bon’s, and gestured desperately with one detritus-encrusted hoof.  “But you’re impossible!  I try to convince you to give up, and you ignore me; I steal your saddlebag, and you head off with a bindle; I get you dumped in the middle of nowhere, with your marefriend somewhere at the top of a giant mountain and no sane way to reach her, and you just start walking!  And then this morning you just ran off, and I thought I’d lost track of you completely, and that they’d do…do horrible iron-themed things to me.  What is wrong with you?  You just never stop!”

Bon Bon glared at her.  “You’re my minder, then.  Of course.  With anypony else, I’d be shocked, but from you this doesn’t surprise me at all.  What are you afraid of, though?  I have to try to save her—I have to—but I know my odds aren’t good.  The Court doesn’t care about me.  If they did, they would have set somepony less useless then you to dog me—or they would have just done away with me, then and there.  I don’t really matter.  It doesn’t matter if you fail.”

“Yes,” Aldrovanda whined, “but my life is just as cheap as yours!  I’m not actually a traitor, but I’m about as close as it’s possible to get.  There were some strong objections in Queen Xubidu’s court to my lack of ferocity, and then there was that nasty thing with the kelpie crown prince, the deer, and the three hogsheads of molten beeswax—I really think the queen overreacted about that; he wasn’t even a very good prince, and she was always complaining about him—and then when I tried to hide and they found me, they let me live on condition that I look after you.  And, well, I didn’t.  Then that pair of changelings showed up, and told me to keep you under control or else—I was lucky they weren’t kelpies, otherwise they probably would have killed me then and there—and now I’m failing at that, too.”  She moved a half step closer to Bon Bon, an unaccustomed pleading expression on her face.  “I don’t want to die.”

“Doesn’t seem like it’s any of my business.”

“Bon Bon!  Please!”

The changeling sighed.  “Right, that was cruel.  You deserve cruelty, mind, but I’m usually not one for doling it out.  But what do you want from me?  I’m not abandoning Lyra, not for you and not for anypony else.”

“Your strange obsession with her hadn’t escaped me, no.”  Bon Bon directed a sharp glare at her, and the kelpie cringed back.  “What?  What did I say?”

“It’s not a—“  Bon Bon paused.  There wasn’t any point.  “Forget it.  Aldrovanda, I’m sorry you’re in trouble—but I’m in just as much trouble, and Lyra’s in even more.  I can’t help you.”

The kelpie nervously rubbed her left forehoof against her right, the pebbles glued to both clicking noisily together.  “But if you just go off unwatched, I’m as good as dead.  Suppose I, ah, tagged along with you?  So that if you get caught, I can say I was doing my job?”

Bon Bon blinked.  “Are you serious?  No!  I’m not going to let you keep on trying to stop me just so that…”

“No, no!  No more shenanigans.  I promise.  I’ll be an extremely satisfactory pack mule—or pack kelpie, as the case may be.  The ne plus ultra of pack kelpies.”  She gestured at the saddlebag on her back.  “Everything’s still here, too.  Granted, it might be just the tiniest bit damp, considering I spent last night at the bottom of a pond, but I’m sure some of the stuff in there is still usable, probably.  All I want, if things go wrong, is for you to vouch for my efficiency and professionalism as your nemesis.  You know, go into hysterics about how this is all my fault, how you’ll hunt me down to the end of time, maybe tell me to bite iron a few times—you’re fond of that particular obscenity, so that should be a positive pleasure for you, yes?”

“And in return, you’ll help me?  No more nonsense?  No more backchat?”

“Well, no more nonsense.  A lack of backchat is going to be somewhat more difficult for me to manage.”  The kelpie hazarded an uncertain smile, which slowly faded as Bon Bon continued to stare at her, face blank.

Finally, the changeling spoke.  “I must be crazy.  Fine.  On condition that you do nothing to slow me down, you can come.  The moment you start something funny, though, or the moment I even suspect you’re trying to stop me, you’re gone.  Do you understand?”

Relief flooded across Aldrovanda’s face.  “Perfectly.  You are a paragon of lucidity, Mend—Bon Bon.  You’ve made a wise decision.”  She paused.  “Well, to be entirely honest it’s really rather a stupid decision, considering precedent, but that notwithstanding it’ll still turn out well for you!  You won’t regret this, I promise.  Aren’t likely to regret it, at least.  There is a greater than half-and-half chance that you won’t regret this.  70-30, we’ll say.”  She paused again, considering.  “Give or take.”

Bon Bon turned and resumed her march.  “Just try to keep up.”

Somewhat to Bon Bon’s surprise, the kelpie was as good as her word, following with perfect docility as the changeling splashed and stumbled under the stunted willows, slowly making her way across the vast waterlogged basin towards the immense stone pillar at its center.  Even better from Bon Bon’s point of view, despite the recent rain Aldrovanda seemed to prefer to stay off solid land, slithering through water weed-choked shallows instead.  Occasionally she would kick her hind legs in the air and dive underwater, disappearing for tens of minutes at a time only to emerge from a seemingly unconnected pool a furlong or so further on, presumably having wound her way between the two through some watery, peat-walled tunnel beneath the bog’s surface.  This meant, thankfully, that conversation was kept to a minimum—possibly intentionally on Aldrovanda’s part, reflected Bon Bon.  The vain creature couldn’t have liked admitting that anything was capable of scaring her, and perhaps, for once, she suspected that she might come off the worse in a verbal spar.

This did not mean that Aldrovanda was completely silent, however; far from it.  She seemed to feel that she had a duty to make at least some biting comments during the journey, but was obviously leery of angering Bon Bon—which meant that, at fairly regular intervals, she would pop up and express snide disapproval of an apparently randomly-chosen subject, after which she waited awkwardly for a moment for a response that didn’t come and then dove back underwater.  By the time the first wisps had begun to show their eerie lights in the depths of the darkest, most thickly-clustered stands of willows, Aldrovanda had expressed her general dislike for ponies, the color red, the Sun, stallions, doors, mares, changelings (she didn’t seem to realize that this might be offensive until about thirty minutes later, at which point she suddenly surfaced almost beneath Bon Bon’s hooves and said “Not that you’re like that.  You’re a traitor and a deviant, so much of that doesn’t apply, and to be quite honest the changeling stench is hardly noticeable on you,” and then submerged herself again), all kelpies other than herself, celery, air, all Shee other than herself, dragonflies (“Impossible to catch, and when you do finally get them, they taste absolutely revolting.  Five years ago, I had to live off them from a waxing to a new moon.  I don’t recommend it”), Queen Xubidu, glass (“So, when you say “never decays,” you don’t actually mean “never decays,” do you?  It’s actually “takes a while to decay,” or “doesn’t decay unless soaked in water at midnight on the summer solstice under a new moon,” or something along those lines, yes?”), trains, cities, flint, and doorknobs.

Aldrovanda was in the midst of describing to Bon Bon the many, many aspects of clouds that offended her on a personal level (and Bon Bon was idly tossing around the idea of finding a dry stick, waiting until the kelpie had stopped talking, and then slapping the twig vertically across her closed mouth) when Aldrovanda suddenly came to a halt, her free ear springing to attention and her left ear straining at its moorings.  She craned her head, sniffing suspiciously, and then hissed “We’re being followed.”

Bon Bon, who had been perhaps half a dozen paces ahead, turned and looked back at the kelpie.  “Are you sure?  I don’t hear anything.”

“Hear?  Who said anything about hearing?  Can’t you sense—“  She stopped abruptly and gave an exasperated snort.  “Of course you can’t.”  She trotted up to Bon Bon and swatted the blossom of Mage-Starswirl’s-wort out of the changeling’s mane.  “There.  Now?”

Bon Bon shivered as the underlying threads of unreality surrounding her, vitiated and starved but still present, reasserted themselves.  The shock was much less than she had been expecting; here in the depths of the swamp the flower had hardly any effect at all.  Worrying about the pull of Faerie in this surreally real place, it seemed, was like being afraid of drowning in a puddle.

A puddle rippling, she realized, with the thrashings of a creature far too big for it.  Bon Bon whipped around, staring back the way they had come.  There was another Shee here, disturbing the drifting wisps of lost time as it attempted to hoard them to itself.  Bon Bon strained her senses, trying to parse out the nature of their pursuer from the feel—the taste—of the shuddering twitches rippling through the thinly stretched tatters of mislaid time around her.  There was a hollow, rattling touch of old, dried blood about it, the texture of deception, all drenched in the taste of stagnant water and decaying leaves.  It felt almost like…

Aldrovanda’s eyes widened.  “I can’t stand family reunions.  Toodles.”  There was a splash and a sloshing of floating sphagnum in a nearby mere, and the kelpie was gone.  Bon Bon edged back up a weedy slope into the shadows of small cluster of willows, wincing as stray stalks of Mage-Starswirl’s-wort brushed against her skin.  A kelpie wasn’t quite as bad as a changeling would have been—with any luck, this one would only be looking for Aldrovanda, and with the changelings all massing for the attack on Canterlot it was just possible that the kelpies didn’t know her as anything other than “that deviant that Queen Sponge-For-Hooves convinced Xubidu to keep an eye on.”  Still, she wasn’t eager to meet any other Shee.  There was a rustling and splashing off somewhere in the gloaming, and the changeling waited, silently peering out through a curtain of willow fronds.

More rustling, more splashing…and clattering?  Bon Bon’s brow furrowed.  That didn’t sound like a kelpie; most of them rarely left the water, thus avoiding Aldrovanda’s sticky situation.  If anything, though, this newcomer sounded like it was even more buried in detritus than Aldrovanda; it approached with an almost musical clicking and clinking, as if it had somehow managed to attach several thousand skipjack beetles to its hide and none of them were happy about it.

The reeds parted, and something very aged stumbled out—a stallion, Bon Bon thought, but considering that she wasn’t even sure what kind of beast it was, identifying its gender posed some problems.  It was covered in a coat of freshwater clam shells, pointed and disc-shaped snail shells, mussel shells, and the shucked exoskeletons of crayfish and freshwater crabs, some still brown and glossy but most bleached bone white, with a glaze of green algae seeping from their crevices.  What little of its wrinkled skin was visible was encrusted in fine pebbles, grit, and the shells of newly hatched snails, and its mane and tail were thin and ragged, trailing tattered, half-rotten brown strands of waterweed decorated with fragments of eggshells.  It tottered on to the patch of sod where Aldrovanda and Bon Bon had been standing a moment before, and sniffed at the air, craning its neck and peering into the shadows around it with rheumy eyes.  In a croaking, raspy voice (definitely a stallion, thought Bon Bon), it—he—called out, “My name is Manchineel!  I am a shellycoat—I know my place.  I will not speak ill.  Please, is there a kelpie here?  Please?”  He waited for a moment, and called out again, “I will speak no ill!  Please?  Please?”  The creature half-turned, stumbling as he tried to see in the dim light, and then seemed to catch some scent.  He turned around, and stepped towards Bon Bon’s hiding place.  “Is there someone there?  Are you a kelpie?  I know my place.  I know it, truly.  I am just a shellycoat.”

No sense in trying to hide further.  Bon Bon raised a hoof and pushed aside the willow fronds, stepping forward into the reddened dusk light.  “I’m a changeling, not a kelpie.  What—you said you ‘know your place.’  What do you mean?” The creature was about to respond when the dark pool nearby hissed, “Don’t make eye contact!”  There was a moment of silence, during which Manchineel stared fixedly at the water’s surface and Bon Bon rolled her eyes, and then the pool said, “…Smelt it,” and Aldrovanda’s head broke the surface, ears flattened and mane drifting around her in weedy tangles.  Manchineel immediately spoke up.  “Please, my name is Manchineel, I am a shellycoat, but do you know of a kelpie named Pinguicula?  She is my—I knew—I wonder, do you know—“

He stuttered to a halt.  Aldrovanda stared at him for several long moments, eyes half-lidded.  “You knew her?”

“Yes.  No!  I—it is a kelpie name?  I know my place.  It is a beautiful kelpie name, and I—I hoped to hear of the life of such a kelpie, if she should exist, with such a beautiful name.  Nothing more.  Have you ever met with a kelpie with that name?”

Aldrovanda yawned hugely, teeth gleaming.  “I’m terribly sorry, but I’ve never been much of one for Trooping.  I tend to stay away from the lochs; I’m a bog kelpie.  Haven’t talked to one of my eternal kin—“ She laid a heavy stress on the word, ”—in ages.”  She hoisted herself lazily up out of the pool, water dripping from the interstices of the pebbles on her hooves and gleaming on the glass in her mane.  

The shellycoat stepped back.  “But you wear a coat!  Not a full one, but a coat!  Are you—is it that—I will speak no ill.  No ill.  But…”  He trailed off again under the force of Aldrovanda’s withering glare, and then added, so quietly that it seemed as though he was afraid to hear his own voice, “She was my daughter.  You have heard nothing of her?”

The kelpie froze, eyes wide, and then oozed into a predatory slouch, her habitual smirk distorting into a snarl.  “’Is it that’ what?  I’m a kelpie, and you’re a shellycoat, and we are not kin, although I am flattered, in a wholly disgusted sort of way, that you would think otherwise.  Your perversities notwithstanding, I am immortal—and you too, for that matter, and all Shee, although you deserve eternity even less than my august companion here.”  She gestured dismissively in Bon Bon’s direction, apparently too angry to remember that she had been trying not to insult the changeling.  She lashed her tail viciously, and brought her fanged face level with Manchineel’s.  “Shall I tell you something?  I have heard of Pinguicula—but marvel of marvels, she was a kelpie when last I heard of her.  Moreover, I strongly suspect that she will continue to be a kelpie for all eternity, and has been one ever since her hatching.  Not a shellycoat.  A kelpie.  Forever.  Just as you will always be a shellycoat, and always were one.”

“But…my daughter…”

“You have no—“

“Aldrovanda!”  The kelpie stopped.  Bon Bon stepped forward.  “I don’t know what this is about, but you’re going way too far.  Leave him alone.”

“But he—“

“I don’t care what he did or what he said.  I’m adding another condition to you tagging along with me, you understand?  You will not be abusive to anypony—or anyone, I’m not leaving you that loophole—while you’re with me.  Is that clear?”

Aldrovanda blinked.  “But Bon Bon, be reasonable.  Surely you realize that he was implying—“

“I am being reasonable.  Tell him what he wants to know, politely, and then we’ll be on our way.”

“Politely?”

“Politely.”

Aldrovanda slid a thin tongue across teeth like knapped arrowheads.  “I see.  Politely.”  She paused.  “How, exactly, does one…?”

It took some doing, but eventually Bon Bon managed to extract something vaguely resembling common decency from Aldrovanda, and after a bit of further pushing and pulling got it aimed and fired off in the general direction of the wrinkled little shellycoat, who had seemed to be at a general loss to understand what was going on ever since Bon Bon had intervened.  Even as Aldrovanda was talking, he kept on shooting little uncertain sidelong glances at the changeling, as if she were some strange alien thing whose nature he couldn’t quite grasp.  He didn’t get much opportunity to figure her out; Aldrovanda was uncharacteristically curt in her description of the life and times of the kelpie Pinguicula, and Bon Bon herself was hardly in the mood for delays.  Scarcely more than thirty minutes had passed since Aldrovanda had first scented his approach before the shellycoat had paddled away again, apparently satisfied with what Aldrovanda had told him, and Bon Bon had continued her march towards the Canterhorn, followed closely by her “pack kelpie.”

        They trudged along through the dusk in silence for some moments, and then Bon Bon said, “So. What in Celestia’s name just happened?”

        Aldrovanda sniffed.  “You interfered most high-hoofedly in what should have been a strictly kelpie-shellycoat affair, for reasons that, frankly, elude me.  Honestly, Bon Bon, I’m not entirely sure I approve of this whole ‘altruism’ thing you appear to have picked up among your little ponies.  Doesn’t strike me as being in very good taste.”

        “I’m sure it doesn’t.  What did he say that was so offensive to you?”

        “Offensive to me?”  The kelpie raised an eyebrow.  “I wasn’t offended.  Basic decency was offended, and I had no other option but to gallop boldly to its rescue.  Any sensible being doesn’t come across a slander like that and let it lie.  It might take root.”

        “A slander like what?”

        Aldrovanda came to a stop, and stared at Bon Bon as if she couldn’t quite believe what she was hearing.  “Why, the implication that any Shee, much less kelpies, might be capable of aging, and presumably, eventually, even being killed by a surfeit of age.  It’s a common perversity of shellycoats; the race as a whole is completely bonkers, convinced that they’re all kelpies who have, er, grown old—if you’ll pardon the bluntness of my phrasing—and Tartarus-bent on pestering any kelpie they come across for details of old family members and suchlike.  Occasionally you even get a shellycoat who infiltrates their way into the clan, does away with a kelpie, and then impersonates them, slowly adding on shells and detritus over time to give the masquerade verisimilitude.  They’re promptly exiled, of course, as soon as they’re discovered.”  She cocked a detritus-covered head, her glass and wood-filled mane clinking slightly, and eyed Bon Bon, who was processing the implications of this and trying not to scream.  “I must confess I’m surprised at you not knowing this, Bon Bon.  I suppose changelings aren’t similarly afflicted?”

        “N-no.  No shellycoats for us.  We do often have problems with ponies infiltrating the hives and claiming to be changelings, but—“  Bon Bon came to a halt.  Sun and Moon.  Sun and—Epona and Danu!

She had noticed that her transformations had seemed far more tiring than she remembered from the bad old days, but she had chalked that up to a lack of practice, and nothing more.  It had never occurred to her to suppose that her own abilities might have deteriorated in some way.  She was one of the Shee, after all, and therefore eternal and unchanging.  Any suggestion to the contrary would be, well, blasphemous.  Obscene.  All Shee knew that they were an exalted order of beings, above and beyond mere mortals, and that those creatures who did creep in, claiming to be family and troop-mates, were simply envious of the high position that the true Shee held.  They had, she recalled with a shudder, always been treated as such, at least among the changelings, who had never been kind to the ponies—and occasionally, other creatures—who slunk into the great gatherings, pleading their Unseelie nature and claiming that they were changelings whose bones creaked with age and whose ability to transform had faltered and, eventually failed altogether.  Some had cried for their sons, daughters, sisters, and brothers, even as they were dragged, bound and marked with woad, off to one of the great dolmens.  Blasphemers to the very end.

        But suppose they were telling the truth?  Before she came to Ponyville, she would have rejected the idea with disgust, and after she had settled in with Lyra—well, she hadn't liked to think of the Shee or of their ways.  It was a world she no longer wanted to belong to, and any time spent pondering it was, from her point of view, time wasted.  Now that she thought on the immortality of the Shee from the perspective of a pony, though...well, there were holes in the Canon of Danu.  Gaping holes.  Holes easily large enough for an immortal being to tumble through unawares, plunging down in shocked terror towards an unexpected mortality.

        Bon Bon had never relished her immortality, and after she had met Lyra it had seemed to her like a positive curse; her plan had been, for some years now, to simply not seek out another source of love upon Lyra’s eventual death, starving herself out of a world bereft of the pony she loved more than life itself.  It wouldn’t be a pleasant end, but she had been resigned to it.  It wasn’t the bookends that really mattered, after all, but the stories between them, and together her life and Lyra’s had been such a lovely story.

        The whole matter bore more thinking on, of course—it seemed unlikely, to say the least, that so many Shee had been misled so completely for so long—but she suspected that, just perhaps, the conclusion to her story might be somewhat different from what she had expected.

Mendacity

by Dromicosuchus

Part VII

The Sun rose above the Sunken Swamp, hanging low in the sky as it sent gleaming shafts of light slashing down from the east to cut the dreams of a slumbering changeling to pieces, rousing her from her slumber.

But no.  That was not what happened at all.  A sun, one of an uncountable infinitude scattered across the vastnesses of time and space, neither rose, fell, nor hung in the sky.  Far above it a world spun, bound together by gravity, charge, and the strange terrible contortions of spacetime that flicker within the smallest fragments of existence.  Counterpoised ripples of electricity and magnetism—“light,” to the inhabitants of the little world—propagated out from the star to refract, diffract, reflect, and be absorbed by the stuff of the planet’s surface.  Some—all—of these waves splashed against the closed eyelids of a sleeping creature, and vast universes of probability were forever sundered from one another as a tiny fraction of them resonated with certain minute fragments of matter within the sleeper’s eyes, triggering a cascade of neurochemicals which—

But, again, no.  The star, the spinning planet, and the coiling waves of light were all true and correct; this swamp, into which reality pooled like water flowing into a vast stone basin, would not tolerate such foolishnesses as rising suns or shafts of light.  The interloping changeling who slept beneath one of countless shrub-like willows growing in that strangely real place, however, was not of the swamp.  When she had entered it she had carried a faint but persistent aura of Faerie with her, and it persisted still, woven through her bones and flowing swift as summer lightning in her veins.  As soon as the ripples of electricity and magnetism struck her eyes the waves became simple sunbeams, wrenched loose from the cosmic verities of twisted time and oscillating possibilities—and in the same instant, the sleeping Shee was made minutely more mundane, the magic within her diminishing as it spent itself against the impinging light.  For every action…

Bon Bon’s eyes flickered open, and after scratching absently with her hind leg at the bits of moss and twigs clinging to her flanks, she rose to her hooves, balancing unsteadily on love-starved limbs.  She turned and craned her neck back, gazing up at the stone colossus that was the Canterhorn.  This close to its base it dominated the skyline, its steep flanks arcing out to each side and ice-capped peak soaring towards the zenith.  It was an intimidating sight.  Bon Bon sighed; it was a shame that following the train lines was no longer a practical option, as that would have been an easier voyage than the one that now confronted her.  By the time Aldrovanda had caught up with her yesterday, though, she had made such good progress it had seemed that retracing her steps would have been a waste of time—and if she had been wrong, well, it was too late to bemoan the fact now.  The changeling trotted down to a nearby pool, took a few gulps of water dank with the taste of rotting leaves, and after waiting for the surface to clear, peered into the water’s depths trying to spot Aldrovanda.  

Yes, there she was, as still as a toad in midwinter and half buried in the muck at the bottom of the pool.  Bon Bon glanced around, spotted a suitably hefty rock, and bucked it into the weed-choked mere.  There was a satisfying “GalOONK,” a sloshing and a shower of water, and after a short interval a bleary-eyed kelpie emerged.  Aldrovanda directed an extremely peeved stare at Bon Bon, and with an air of wounded dignity said “Pfffftchffl.”

The changeling rolled her eyes.  “Noted.  Now, cough the water out of your lungs, grab a fish or frog if you’re hungry, and let’s get going.  We’ve got a swamp to cross and a mountain to climb.”  She turned, tried to ignore the hunger biting at her own bones, and forced her aching legs into motion.  It was going to be a long day.

        Small fragments of light skittered through the tree-filled swamp, cast down from the waving leaves above and glowing rust-red as they sank into the leaf-stained water.  Overhead leafy canopies spread to stifle the wind and subdue the Sun, while beneath solitary ripples drifted through the dark waters, gliding lazily along on their silent business.  Egrets lived here, stalking through the shallows and spearing at sticklebacks and frogs, while cowbirds and warblers dove and leapt through the gaps between the branches and swamp crayfish rested beneath the tattered rims of decaying leaves.  Of Shee, though, there was not a sign; no golden-eyed, silver-tongued púcas, no bloody redmanes, no will ‘o the wisps—not even the smallest alp-luachra, curled salamander-like below the water and lying in wait to crawl down the throats of drowsy travelers.  Even the more typical beasts were missing; none of the birds flittering through the trees overhead showed the steely flash of Stymphalian feathers, the cooing of bog parasprites was conspicuous by its absence, and Bon Bon would have been willing to bet that there wasn’t a single hydra, even a juvenile, for miles around.

For her part, Bon Bon didn’t mind so much; it was strange, yes, and buried deep in the back of her mind there was a little logical voice twitching anxiously and asking pointed questions about whether it might not be a good idea to be just a tad worried by this eldritch banality, but mostly she just felt a great, overwhelming relief.  She felt…safe here.  It reminded her, in many ways, of the feel of Ponyville or Canterlot, where all that was Unseelie and fey lay buried beneath cobbles, plaster, and the happy chatter of ponies going about their good, simple little lives—except that here the threads of Faerie weren’t buried, they just didn’t exist.  It felt as though a great burden that had been pressing against her mind all her life had suddenly been drawn away, and despite her fear for Lyra, she found herself feeling almost cheerful.  It was a nice swamp, she thought, as she gingerly gnawed at a leech that had attached itself to one of her fetlocks, trying to tug it off.  It was, perhaps, a little too full of horrible sharp-toothed things with bad attitudes—leeches, snakes, midges, Aldrovanda, ticks—but still, all in all a very nice swamp.  She approved of it.

Horrible sharp-toothed thing #4, on the other hoof, was not taking things quite so well.  As they traveled deeper into the swamp Aldrovanda had become less talkative, taking to crawling through the water close by Bon Bon’s side with only her head held above the surface and her gaze darting suspiciously left and right.  Every so often she would hear something, or think that she had heard something, and then there would be a small explosion of pond scum and distressed frogs as the kelpie tried to dive beneath the surface of the hock-deep water, thrashing frantically against the shallow swamp bed.  It was, Bon Bon had to admit to herself, more than a little pathetic—in the kinder, more sympathetic sense of the word.

Which wasn’t to say she was suddenly awash with feelings of goodwill and sympathy towards the creature.  After being doused in greenish ooze for the fifth time in an hour, the changeling snapped, “Oh, for goodness’ sake, Aldrovanda, there’s nothing out there.”  

Aldrovanda hissed. “I know, smelt you!  That’s it.  That’s exactly it.  There’s nothing there!  How can you stand it?”

Bon Bon shook herself, ridding her coat of some of the larger globs of ooze, and waded on in the direction of the distant Canterhorn, visible above the trees as a jagged pillar of shadow blotting out the afternoon Sun.  “Honestly?  I sort of like it.”

“You like it,” repeated Aldrovanda in a flat, incredulous voice.  “You like it?”  She cantered splashily after Bon Bon, her voice soaring up several registers to dance uncertainly between “shrill” and “hysterical.”  “Of course you like it!  Really, I don’t see why I should even be surprised.  It’s nothing so frightful, after all, just the total absence of Faerie.”

Bon Bon shrugged.  “It’s not that bad.  And besides, my voice hasn’t been this steady in years; normally it hops all over the place, but here there’s not enough background magic to shift my form.  It makes for a nice change.”

“Oh, well.  That makes it all better then, doesn’t it?  Who cares if we’re flopping out here like a fish in the Sintered Lands, as long as your smelted voice is steady!  Let’s just embrace this obscene openness, shall we?  ‘Tra la,’ I seem to hear you say, ‘tra la la and a few more “tra la”s for flavor.  I’m a traitor to my race and the Unseelie Court itself, a filly fond of fillies, a changeling who plays with her food in the very vilest sense of the phrase, a Shee who not only tolerates but encourages the blasphemous fever-dreams of a shellycoat—but what can I do that’s really perverse?  What further infamies can I indulge in?’”

“Aldrovanda…”

“And then, and then!“  The kelpie’s voice had completely abandoned the merely shrill at this point, and was nearing “nervous breakdown.”  “Not content with wallowing in your own unnatural tastes, you insist on dragging along a sane creature, a creature who once could look forward to days of happily picking her fangs with her last meal’s bones at the bottom of a bog, or lounging on a mossy boulder in the middle of lovely downpour, or sneaking up on frogs and jumping on them to feel them squish so delightfully around her hooves—happy, innocent creature, she!  Little did she suspect!”

“Aldrovanda.”

“Little did she suspect, I say!  Oh, Fortune, like the moon you are variable, always waxing and—“

“Aldrovanda!”

“—waning,” finished the kelpie.  “And you’re rude, to boot.  I’m not one to boast, but that was shaping up to be a truly phenomenal fit.  What new outrage, pray tell, is the World’s Least Unseelie Shee planning to perpetrate now?”

Bon Bon waded cautiously over into the shadow of a low-lying branch, trying futilely to disturb the water’s surface as little as possible.  “No new outrage at all.  I just thought you might want to know that there’s something strange coming.  I can smell it.  Try not to make any—“  There was a tremendous splash as Aldrovanda and an Aldrovanda-shaped volume of water had a short but violent argument over the ownership of a patch of muck below the swamp’s surface, which Aldrovanda won decisively.  “—noise.”

White-green froth rocked back and forth on the disturbed water, and wavelets spread out in great concentric circles into the shadowed swamp beyond.  A bittern boomed nervously somewhere overhead, and then fell silent.  The wind shifted direction, and the smell Bon Bon had detected—a bizarre scent, faint but extraordinarily complex and many-layered—began to fade as it was carried away again.  The disturbed water smoothed, the ripples quieted themselves, and a tree frog clinging precariously to a low-hanging leaf began chirping.  Bon Bon allowed her tensed muscles to relax fractionally.  There were many creatures she wasn’t very familiar with in this swamp, and it wasn’t so far-fetched that an otherwise unremarkable creature might possess a completely new scent.  Perhaps she was being overcautious…

Splunk.  Something bulky and heavy had entered the water, somewhere out there in the gloom.  Too big to be a frog.  It—  Splosh.  Gloonk.  Splunk.  It was wading through the water towards them.  To judge from the sounds, it was tall enough that it was completely clearing the water’s surface with each step.  

Gloonk.  Splosh.  

Widening rings of ripples glided into view, curving around Aldrovanda’s submerged body and breaking against Bon Bon’s hocks as they flowed smoothly forward.  

Splunk.

Bon Bon twitched involuntarily, head snapping up towards the sky as the light filtering down from above abruptly shifted.  The shadows lengthened around her, streaming out towards the source of the sounds as if the Sun had suddenly come unstuck from the sky and was slipping back down to the horizon.  With a gentle hiss mist began rising from the water around the frightened changeling, eddying up in diaphanous dunes and arabesques that hovered in the damp air before pouring in a silent flood along the same path as the light.  The tree shadows angled themselves oddly, twisting like midnight-black spotlights so that instead of lying parallel they all bent towards the approaching thing, obscuring its shape in a many-angled shroud of darkness.

And all this without the slightest prickling of magic or the faintest hint of the green, writhing Faerie scent.

Splosh.  Splunk.

Bon Bon had just concluded that trying to escape would be suicide, and was about to start galloping nonetheless—it was a miracle that Aldrovanda was staying as still as she was, although possibly the kelpie had had a heart attack—when the shadowed, swaying immensity came to a halt perhaps five yards from the cowering Shee.  Bon Bon risked peering around her tree trunk at the towering thing, but without much result; it was completely obscured in the mists and shadows, with the possible exception of a crowning mass of shadows and light that might have been branches, or maybe antlers.  A small wave surged past her as the thing lowered itself down, reclining or sitting in the shallow water.

“An' whit,” spoke a resonant, throaty, crackling voice from the depths of the mist, “micht a leanan sídhe and a fuath be thinkin', tae have wandered so far oot o' reach of Tír na nÓg?”

Bon Bon didn’t respond, and the shadowed beast gave a chuckle like the sound of pebbles and rocks tumbling down a scree slope just before an avalanche. “Swallow the fear that clings in yer throat.  I hae no especial love for the Aes Sídhe, but neither hae I hatred for them.  I pity them only, an' wish them a happier fate than the one that is their doom.  Ye are no' seen by cruel een.”

Bon Bon took a hesitant step from behind her hiding place.  She felt a slight shift in the water to her left, which might have meant that Aldrovanda had moved as well.  If so, though, the kelpie evidently rethought her first impulse, and remained below the surface.  Not that Bon Bon blamed her, for once.  The changeling mare took a deep breath, and waded out into full view, fearful face upturned towards the veiled speaker.  Yes, it definitely had some branching structure atop its head—horns, it looked like now, only far more horns than any normal creature should possess.  She couldn’t see them clearly, but it looked as if none of them matched, each one coming from a different animal.  For a moment, before the mists coiling around its body—his body, considering the antlers—thickened again, she thought she had even seen a monstrous antenna, twitching in horrific immensity.

“What—what are you?”

The shadows shifted and the great horns tilted, as if a huge head was slowly being shaken side to side. “Nay, that is no' how the game is played.  Ye've no' yet answered my question, wee leanan sídhe.  Things must no' be left undone.”

“Ah.”  What was she doing here?  The kelpie in the swamp, the Court’s attack on Canterlot, her futile warning, Lyra, the interrupted train ride, the trek across the swamp…how to tell all that?  “I’m, uh, a changeling actually, and she’s a kelpie.  I’m trying to get to Canterlot on hoof.  The clan of the changelings is attacking it, and a—a pony friend of mine is in danger there.  I need to—“

Mist swirled. “Canterlot?  Poor wee beastie, that is only a name, and names change.  Ye be a changeling now, but once yer kind were leanan sídhe.  See!  Changes, always changes.  Dinnae tell me the names; tell me truths.”

Right, then.  “Um.  Okay, I’m trying to get to—to the city on the side of that mountain there, the tallest one.  The pony I mentioned is up there, in great danger, and I’m the only one who can help her.  So, well, I had to come through here.”

“And yer friend, the fuath—or kelpie, as ye'd ken her?  Whit is her reason for strugglin' so far?”

“Acquaintance,” corrected Bon Bon automatically.  “She’s…tagging along, for various reasons.”

“A cagey answer, but mare guid than some micht hae bin.”  The thing within the shadows shifted down in what might have been a bow.  For a moment Bon Bon caught a glimpse of a huge lanky arm held in front of the beast, patches of hair of varying lengths hanging off it and interrupted by shadowed scales, short fur and glistening froglike skin, and then the mists returned.  It vaguely reminded her of something she had once seen, but she wasn’t sure what.  An old painting, maybe?  A carving?  “An' now I shall answer yer own question, though it is an odd one, for I am as I am.  Ye may already ken of my kind, though, as the urisks?”

Bon Bon stared blankly.  The cluster of shadows made a nodding motion. “The name isnae kent tae ye, then—well, an’ it is an auld name, at that.  I’m feart I hae no newer ones.  Perhaps another, aulder name; when the Sun was a we’an an’ the Moon’s head was no’ yet dizzied wi’ envy, I walked abroad mare often, an’ some, then, kent me as the Teus.  This name, perhaps…?  But I see it too is strange tae ye.  Ah, weel.”  He sighed. “Then unless ye ken the name Bugul Noz, there are mickle kindly ways that I may answer yer question.”

“I’ve never heard your name before, Bugul Noz—“  Should there have been an “O” in front of the name?  “O Bugul Noz?”  Maybe “Great Bugul Noz” would be more appropriate.  Somehow the name all by itself seemed inadequate.  “—but couldn’t you just, I don’t know, describe what you are?”

The creature repositioned himself slightly, sending another cluster of wavelets rippling out from his resting place in the water. “Though it is no’ of muckle concern tae me, Bugul Noz is no’ my name.  I am the Bugul Noz, the Night Shepherd as ye might say—and that is no’ a bad way to describe the manner of being whit I am, although I will not say that it is a guid way, either.  But for me to tell ye well and truly would take twelve lives of your kind, I think, and perhaps twelve mare.  Ye would hae long since died of auld age before I finished.”

“I’m one of the Shee, actually, so I’m immortal.“  Bon Bon paused.  “At least, I think so.  Thought so.”

“Ah?”  The Bugul Noz leaned forward, and for a moment the changeling thought she saw the faint shine of amber eyes within the mists, glimmering with antiquity.  She had seen eyes like that before; she knew she had.  They reminded her of something that she had tried hard to forget...  

The beast chuckled. “If it be so, then the world has changed in great and peculiar ways.  The Aes Sídhe werenae immortal when last I kent them.   Indeed, there were scarcely any other beasties more mortal than they.”  He chortled to himself again, a rolling, throaty sound, and Bon Bon finally remembered where she had heard a voice like that before—and where she had seen a similar patchwork body, and scented that convoluted, confused scent.  A year ago, during the second most horrible day of her life, a God had set itself loose in Equestria.  It had smelled like this, and its eyes had had that same amber gleam.  No.  Sun and Moon, no.  She took a step back, muscles tensed for flight—but what was the point of running?  You couldn’t run from a force of nature.  Eyes riveted on the shadow looming above her, she stammered out, “I—I do know what you are.  Or close enough.  You’re a draconequus.”  She swallowed.  “You’re Chaos.”

The shadow shifted, antlers and horns creaking and scraping against one another like branches in a stiff breeze. “Chaos?  You rank me too high, I am feart.  I know Chaos, and it and I are guid, auld friends, but—“

“Liar.”

Both the Bugul Noz and Bon Bon started.  Aldrovanda had surfaced, and was staring up at the cloaked chimera, her upper lip curled up in a slight snarl.  The draconequus turned to her, the mist thickening around its body. “Whit falsehuid have I told?”

Aldrovanda’s cowardice did not appear to have quite caught up with her indignation yet.  She stepped forward, glass-filled mane clinking. “That bit about us not being immortal.  Eternity is our birthright, creature, and whoever the slip-brained, bell-addled shellycoat of a Shee was who hinted to you otherwise, I sincerely hope that they blundered into a foundry or mistook a lump of bog iron for a turtle and only realized their mistake when it was halfway down their throat.  It was a shellycoat, I suppose?  Probably male; spreading heresy outside the clan seems like the sort of particularly idiotic thing a male would do.”  She sniffed.  “Testosterone poisoning, you know.  No doubt he thought he was being impressive.”

The Bugul Noz considered this for a bit. “T’is unseemly, perhaps, for me tae follow a question wi’ anither question—but perhaps ye’ll forgive me it.  Ah’m puzzled, ye see.  Whitever ye imagine me tae be is clearly very frightful tae ye, leanan sídhe—yet ye, fuath, hae jist told me off as if I were a fool wee bairn, caught thoughtlessly toying wi’ matters far mare muckle than myself.  It is vexing tae me, this inconsistency.  Please, explain.  Whit dae ye think I am?”

Pain, thought Bon Bon.  Loss.  Trickery.  Sadism.  Evil.  “I’ve encountered a draconequus before.  He was called Discord; he broke out of some kind of stone prison less than a year ago, and he…”  Her voice trailed off.  

How could she possibly describe it?  She had been at Sugarcube Corner talking with Mr. Cake at the time—demand had been increasing for her candy flowers and Ottomare Delight, and the Cakes had been interested in buying a larger weekly supply from her—when He had come.  The first warning had been a distant cascading series of cracks and booms, and when Bon Bon dashed outside she had seen the great airborne pegasus city, Cloudsdale, collapsing in ruin while the long, lithe, chimerical form of Discord writhed down out of the sky towards Ponyville.

She had been afraid—terrified, in fact—but she could have borne that.  For that one horrible day, though, before the draconequus had been miraculously sealed away again, she thought that she had lost Lyra.  It wasn’t that her marefriend was physically hurt.  Far from it, in fact.  When Bon Bon had finally arrived back at their home (which was, at the time, upside-down and floating fifty feet up in the air.  Bon Bon had transformed into a pegasus, figuring that she could always explain the wings as just another manifestation of Discord’s chaotic influence), she had found Lyra in their basement, methodically bashing the fing-er to pieces with a wrench.  She had begged Lyra to come with her, escape, get away—but the spring-green unicorn had drawn back from her, a look of disgust on her face, and had hissed, “Ew, gross.  Get away from me, fillyfooler.”  Discord hadn’t just upended reality; he had twisted and broken ponies’ minds, as well, ripping the world to pieces and dancing, laughing, on the fragments.

And now, here was another draconequus.  He might even be Discord, escaped from his prison and back for more sadistic fun—the demonic being had been a shapeshifter, after all—but this seemed like an awfully long build-up for the punchline.  Bon Bon had trouble believing that the mad God from last summer could ever be this patient.  She sighed, and finished, “Discord hurt a lot of ponies.  He tortured the world.”

“I was napping that week, so I didn’t really notice,” piped up Aldrovanda.  “But the water in my bog tasted like rotting milk for months afterwards, so on reflection I have to concur with the changeling.  Discord definitely lacked class.”

The Bugul Noz was still for a long moment, considering.  Then, gently and with not the faintest hint of magic, the shadows began to slide away from his body and back into their appropriate paths while the mists fell away, drifting down in a spreading pool around the draconequus.  

Aldrovanda hissed, sliding back under the water’s surface, and Bon Bon took a few splashing steps back.  The being that stood before them was similar to Discord in many ways, his body long and serpentine and patched together from a hodgepodge of different creatures—but he was also, quite clearly, immeasurably older than his wild relative.  Where Discord had had only two mismatched horns, the Bugul Noz had many, branching up from his heavyset head like an unruly thicket and protruding in odd patches from his shaggy neck.  His skin was a patchwork of many creatures’ hides, mostly four-legged—but there were a few odd patches from boneless beasts, soft and shimmering with shifting colors or jointed like a locust’s thorax.  Three wings arched above his back, two of which appeared to be pieced together from the wings or membranes of many creatures—bats, birds, insects, flying squirrels, dragons—and the third of which Bon Bon could have sworn was actually a whale’s fin.  His arms and legs were chimerical, his tail was a zoological kaleidoscope, and his head was a snaggletoothed abomination, angular and bulging in all the wrong places.  Only his eyes were not quite so terrible to look at; they were similar to Discord’s, certainly, but where the spirit of chaos’ eyes had flared madly, the Bugul Noz’s were calm and quiet, like amber glowing with the warmth of ancient sunlight.

The great creature spread his arms, mismatched claws open and palms turned towards the two Shee. “A frightful beast, am I no’?  I prefer tae stay hidden; I am, I think, no’ quite so unnerving when veiled.  But, as ye say ye hae already seen anither lik’ me, perhaps the shock o’ my own shape will no’ be so stoatin’.  The Wild One is called ‘Discord,’ now?  I kent him as Tarakhe, but from yer description it could no’ be any being but he.”  He sighed.  “My poor nephew!  Tae hae been given, so kindly, a second chance—an’ then tae hae wasted it so!”

“Your nephew?”

“In a manner of spikkin’.  That is tae say, we are kin o’ a sort, I am senior an’ he wis junior, an’ he is very far from bein’ my son.  So aye, ‘nephew’ is perhaps the best word that could be chosen, even if it is no’ quite accurate.”

Bon Bon paused a moment, thinking, before she responded.  This creature seemed to be honestly benign, and even friendly.  If he had powers anything like Discord’s, and could be persuaded to use them—the images of Chrysalis and the changelings being cast out, Equestria being saved, and Lyra returning to her, safe and whole, flickered through her mind.  She couldn’t waste this opportunity.  “So, uh, a little while ago you said that you pitied the, er, Ais Sheeah, I think you called us.  You aren’t like Discord, then?  You really wouldn’t hurt us?”

“I hae nae wish tae.”

Not quite as positive as she would have liked, but definitely not bad, either.  “Would you be willing, maybe, to help me, then?”

The Bugul Noz inclined his head.  “How’s that?”

“Well, if you have powers anything like Discord’s, you could save my friend.  Hay, you could stop the invasion; you could save everypony, even with a tenth of Discord’s power.  Would you?  I mean, I guess maybe you haven’t always noticed when things have gone wrong in Equestria before, and maybe that’s why you never helped in the past, but…but…”  She trailed off.  No.  It wasn’t a real hope.  A power on the scale of Discord’s or Celestia’s didn’t just tuck itself away in the shadows if it could do otherwise.  The changeling raised her head to meet the Bugul Noz’s gaze, and her shoulders slumped as she saw the pitying, almost apologetic look in his face.  “That’s a ‘no,’ then.”

“Aye, t’is.  Ye’ve miscast me, I’m afraid, wee leanan sídhe; I am no’ cruel, but my care is for aulder and deeper things than any brief, mortal beastie.  I will no’ so upset matters for such a slight cause.”   Bon Bon shot a sidelong glance at Aldrovanda, who was simmering again at the mention of the word “mortal.”  The Bugul Noz, who did not appear to have noticed, continued speaking.  “I will say, though, that could I help ye, I believe I would.  I hae nae especial fondness for poor Tarakhe’s children, but ye strike me as a bit unusual—in the best ways.” 

“Children?”  Bon Bon winced as Aldrovanda erupted from the greenish water, free ear flattened back against her head in rage and rock-filled tail slashing back and forth through the air like a cat ‘o nine tails.  She splashed forward, glaring furiously up at the hulking draconequus.  “Children!?  We are nothing’s children, you glorified taxidermy experiment, and certainly not that pathetic newcomer Discord’s.  Now, don’t misunderstand me; I’m very favorably impressed by your extraordinary sensitivity in telling my good frie—my traveling compa—my frenemy, here, that you wouldn’t help her save her mislaid cara sposa, and then soothing her in her disappointment by explaining in insulting detail exactly why you wouldn’t help her.  Class act there, really.  I’d take my hat off to you if my hat wasn’t (A.) a strange bit of door-related pony gramarye and (B.) temporarily stuck fast to my head.  But your impeccable manners notwithstanding, the mere insinuation that not only might the Eternal Shee have an end, but that our kind might have had a beginning, is such a vile suggestion—“

“You do look kind of like a shellycoat, Aldrovanda,” said Bon Bon desperately.   She had to distract the wretched creature and stop her from insulting the Bugul Noz.  Please Celestia, please oh please oh please, let her stop.  Even if he wasn’t disposed to help her, she did not need a creature as powerful as Discord getting angry with them.  That could end very, very badly.

Aldrovanda made a noise like a toad that had been stepped on, and whipped around to face Bon Bon.  The changeling shrugged.  “I’m just saying.”

The kelpie made more squished-toad noises, and then spluttered, “Are you actually suggesting that—even you must—surely you have some limits—we are the Shee!”

To Bon Bon’s desperate relief, the Bugul Noz did not appear to have begun smiting either of them.  Good.  She liked non-smiting Gods.  Now, if she could just keep him that way.  “I know, Aldrovanda, ‘we are the Shee.’  But maybe the Shee aren’t what we thought they were.  Look at yourself.  You do look like a shellycoat now; there’s hardly a patch of your coat that doesn’t have something glued to it.  And what about the changelings?  We have our “imposters,” ponies who occasionally try to sneak into the hives and claim that they’re changelings who lost the ability to transform.  What if they were telling the truth?  And then there are the pucás and their grimalkins, and the redmanes and their—“

“Stop!  Just stop!  I’m immortal.  I’m immortal.  I am not going to die!”  The kelpie’s hooves were shaking, sending little ripples spreading in rings around her, although Bon Bon couldn’t tell whether it was from anger or fear.  “It can’t be so.  It just can’t.  It’s not right.  This is just heresy, you heretical—heresy-saying—heretic.  I’ve held back, you know; never really told you what I thought of you.  Just you wait, though.  Just you wait.  You think I’m snarky now?  You think I’m insulting?  You’ll see.  Oh, you’ll see.”  

She stared iron daggers at Bon Bon, panting heavily.  Bon Bon returned the favor.  The Bugul Noz, who had been watching this exchange with an air of polite detachment, remarked, “A gapit mouth often catches a closed fist.”

The kelpie whipped her head around, glaring back up at him.  “Ooh, are we playing ‘insults from the Pre-Classical era’ now?  How charming!  Let me try.  ‘Thy mother is a donkey and thy father was redolent of—‘“

Bon Bon splashed forward, cutting her off.  Enough was enough.  “Aldrovanda, a God just told you to shut up.  Further sass is probably not a good idea.”

“But Mendax, he said—you said—ah…”  Bon Bon could almost hear the sound of several tons of latent cowardice smashing into the kelpie’s indignation.  It sounded like “splat,” or possibly “squish.”  Aldrovanda stepped back from the draconequus, the snarl slowly disappearing from her face and her eyes widening.  “Right.  Ah.  Good point, actually.”  She shot a venomous glance at Bon Bon, hissed, “We’re not finished, though,” and sank under the water’s surface.

Neither Bon Bon nor the Bugul Noz said anything for some moments.  Gnats hummed around them, a cowbird called somewhere in the distance, and Bon Bon felt what she was reasonably sure was another leech attach itself to her left hind fetlock.  Finally, she chanced a glance up at the Bugul Noz.  He was gazing down at her, warm eyes half lidded as he stroked his goat-like beard with a chimerical claw.  At length, he spoke.  “Ah’m sorry for ye; so very sorry.  For a’ o’ ye.  Tarakhe did indeed mak the Aes Sídhe, during his first mad attempt to tak the cosmos for his ane, as a thoughtless joke.  Ye were, am afraid, nothing mare than that; he made ye so that he could laugh at ye.  He found it funny tae mak the maist common metal in the world atterly an’ poisonous tae ye, an’ tae gie ye reason tae be feart o’ randomly chosen plants, craiturs, an’ objects.  A braw joke!”  The Bugul Noz’s voice was uncharacteristically bitter.  “My poor, stupit nephew.  He thocht that, merely because he could warp reality as he chose, it wouldnae fight back.  Reality, wee leanan sídhe, doesnae like bein’ warped.” 

The draconequus rose ponderously up from his lounging position, swamp water cascading from his shaggy flanks and duckweed clinging to his scales.  He uncoiled his serpentine neck and lifted his head towards the swamp canopy, gazing up at the bulk of the Canterhorn through the whispering leaves, and then he looked down at Bon Bon once more. “Aye, it resented a’ that my nephew did.  T’is for that reason that it loathes the Aes Sídhe; to it they are a horror an’ an abomination, an’ as long as they exist reality will strive tae blot them oot o’ being.  They kent their danger, once on a time.  That is whit ‘Unseelie’ means, ye ken:  ‘Unlucky.’  The Seelie Court ne’er attempted tae hide an’ it withered awa’ within a few hunnert years, while the Unseelie Court has only survived by hoarding fragments o’ lost time, piecing them taege’er tae mak their sheltered realm o’ Tír na nÓg an’ venturing oot from it only rarely.”  His strange face creased in a smile.  “Although I ken that ye be something of an exception tae the rule. “Come—Mendax, I believe yer friend said?”

“I prefer Bon Bon, actually.”

The draconequus nodded.  “Bon Bon it is.  Come, then, Bon Bon, an’ I will help ye in whit fashion I may.”  He raised an immense hoof/claw/paw and stepped forward.  Bon Bon hesitated a moment and then waded after him.  Behind her, she heard the splashing sound of Aldrovanda, slithering just beneath the water’s surface after them.  She ignored it.  

Once Bon Bon had drawn level with him, the Bugul Noz continued, “I hae a’ o’ my nephew’s powers, aye—but I, unlike him, hae chosen tae mak a friend o’ existence.  I use my strength no’ tae wrap myself in unreality, but tae diminish it, forcing it awa’ from masel’ an’ squelching it.”   He extended an arm tipped with an appendage that was half crab claw and half tentacle, and pushed aside a log blocking Bon Bon’s path. “That surprised the cosmos.  It expected me tae drag it tae an’ fro an’ force it tae dae my biddin’, an’ when I didnae—well, I think it became rather fond o’ me.  It is kind tae me in its strange, unthinking, emotional way, ye ken.  I dinnae like tae be seen by mortals, as they tend tae be feart by my appearance—an’ so, when I come within sight o’ them, the cosmos itself veils me from their een.  I didnae will the mist an’ shadows intae being, wee Bon Bon, when we first met; I merely preferred no’ tae be seen, an’ the cosmos honored my preference.” 

Bon Bon raised an eyebrow.  “Honestly, I think you were a bit more frightening as an unidentifiable reality warping shadow-monster.”

“Weel, I didnae say that reality quite understands mortal minds.  It only ‘understood,’ as much as it is capable o’ understandin’ anything, that I wished no’ tae be seen.”  He reared up on his hind legs, squinting at the Canterhorn to get his bearings, and then dropped down to all fours and continued walking. “I hae grown fond o’ the cosmos in turn—great whirlin’ glory that it is!—an’ much as I pity ye, weel…”  The Bugul Noz paused, choosing his words. “This pony that ye seek tae rescue, there atop the mountain.  Ye are fond o’ her, aye?  Weel, suppose that a stranger marched up tae ye, an’ begged yer help, for he was in great distress.  ‘O’ course,’ ye tell him.  ‘I shall help in ony wa’ that I can.’  ‘Weel then,’ he says, pointin’ tae yer friend, ‘tae help me ye must tak a great stick, an’ soundly beat that pony wi’ it.  Only then will I be happy.’  Ye wouldnae dae it.  An’ just so, I will no’ twist reality’s arm tae save ye, a new acquaintance who will be so much dust on the wind a mere century from now.  I couldnae be so callous.  I love an’ respect the cosmos too muckle.”

Bon Bon digested this.  “You wouldn’t intervene even to save the happiness of thousands of ponies?  This invasion won’t be a clean business.  Queen Chrysalis is cruel, and she’s already snuck her way into the confidence of Celestia and Luna.“  She paused.  “Er, they’re the two alicorns who control the Sun and—“

The Bugul Noz raised a great paw, chuckling. “Nay, dinnae describe them tae me; I remember them weel, my great-nieces!  Clever, bonny lasses, the both o’ them.”  His smile faded. “I wish them weel, but no, even for them I wouldnae intervene.  Nor would I need tae!  They hae a power o’ their ane, my wee changeling, an’ it is kin tae mine.  If they wished, either one could do a’ that Tarakhe did an’ more, but they are both canny tae the risks, as my nephew wasnae.  Celestia, especially; it has been mony an age since last I met her, but as she still reigns despite exerting her power on the Sun itself, earning the cosmos’ ill-favor morn an’ nicht for thousands o’ years—weel!  We hae different views on mony points, but I hae naught but respect for her.  A canny, eident lass she is, always ettlin’ at some scheme or t’other.  Only half o’ them e’er work oot—but then, a’ she needs is for one tae work.”  He came to a halt, sending a small wave surging forward into the tree-shadowed gloom, and after gingerly waving a chimerical claw through the space in front of him and sniffing once or twice, he smiled. “But I indulge masel’ in recollections which are, nae doot, o’ little interest tae ye.  Enough o’ that.  See!  We have arrived!”

Bon Bon glanced around.  The patch of water they were standing in didn’t seem terribly remarkable, aside from being, perhaps, a bit colder than the flooded forest through which they had just walked.  She looked up at the Bugul Noz.  “I, uh, don’t quite understand…”

“Do ye no’?  But o’ course, I am forgetting; ye are a wee sma’ beastie, an’ dinnae cover quite so much ground as masel’.  Step forward a few paces, an’ ye should see—in a manner o’ speaking.”  Bon Bon waded forward through the water, ripples spreading out before her and tiny frogs leaping into the water as she drew near them.  Nothing else seemed to happen.  She turned and looked back at the Bugul Noz, but he merely motioned her forward, so after a moment of hesitancy she took another step—

—The light dimmed and faded away to blackness, the green moldering taste in the air vanished, the tree frogs and woodpeckers fell into silence, in the fraction of a second before they were completely blotted out of sight the tree trunks morphed into crystalline columns and mounds of rubble—

—And her hoof came down with a light clinking on a smooth stone surface, empty of the smell of life and slightly damp to the touch.  She inhaled sharply and, very slowly, lifted her hoof up and took a step back.  There was a flood of light, and the swamp surged back into being.  She splashed a few more paces back, just for good measure, and looked up at the Bugul Noz, who was regarding her with an amused look on his face.

 “I believe I would have preferred,” Bon Bon said, her voice a controlled monotone, “to have been warned about that beforehoof.  What was that?”

The tatterdemalion beast chuckled.  “Forgive me; I was curious tae see how ye would react.  If I may say so, ye showed great sense an’ composure.”

“Thanks.  Again, though, what the hay was that?”

“A convenience, shall we say.  A slight folding in space, so that the solid rock o’ my menhir an’ the watters o’ my swamp intersect wi’oot intersecting, an’ bring us quickly an’ easily intae the caves beneath my great-niece’s city.  I dinnae spend a’ my time amongst the trees an’ watters here, ye ken, though I love them dearly.  Every few centuries I feel the urge tae wander, an’ these sorts o’ folds allow me tae do so easily.  It is a great kindness o’ the cosmos, I have always felt, that it grants me these shortcuts, an’ while it may no’ approve o’ yer kind, it evidently willnae bar ye from using one o’ my paths—just this once.  Yer friend is in danger from the clan o’ the leanan sídhe, is she no’?  I seem tae recall that that clan favored oubliettes as a means ‘o vengeance, an’ if it is still so—well, ye will find her beneath the Earth, no’ on its surface.”

Bon Bon had waded up to the boundary again, and was now stepping back and forward across the boundary, trying to find the precise point at which cave merged with swamp.  Without looking at the Bugul Noz, she muttered, “Yes, that’s true enough.”  She stepped back from the threshold.  “But there is a chance she might still be in Canterlot.  Not much of one, but a chance, and I don’t want to risk guessing wrong.  Aldrovanda!”

A matted mane and two squinting eyes popped up from the water’s surface.  “It’s a lie.  It can’t be true.  I will live forever.  What do you want?”

Bon Bon waded over to Aldrovanda, and drew a poker and a length of rope out of the saddlebag attached to her back.  “I’m promoting you from pack kelpie to messenger kelpie.  I’m going to go into the caves under the Canterhorn to try to find Lyra, and I want you to go to Canterlot.  There, you are to find Princess Luna.  She’s a dark blue alicorn, wears black regalia, and her mane is like the night sky.”

“How poetic,” sneered the kelpie.

“No, it literally looks exactly like the night sky.  You’ll see what I mean when you find her.  Anyway, find her and tell her that the spirit that possessed Twinkleshine—yes, I know, Twinkleshine is a very funny name, moving on—is in the caverns underneath Canterlot, trying to find a pale green unicorn mare named Lyra, and that she sent you.  Tell her, also, that the pink alicorn with the crystal heart cutie mark—Oh for Celestia’s sake, I didn’t come up with the term “cutie mark,” stop snickering—is the queen of the changelings, Chrysalis, and that she is not to be trusted.  Finally, beg her to (A.) get Lyra to safety if she’s still in the city, and (B.) to please send somepony to rescue me—and, possibly, Lyra—from out of the caverns.  And whatever you do, Aldrovanda, do not talk to the pink alicorn with the cutie mark shaped like a crystal heart; again, she’s Queen Chrysalis.  Do you understand all that?”

The kelpie was silent for a moment, considering, and then said, haltingly, “Yes.  Yes, I can do that.”  More confidently, she added,  “I can most certainly do that.  Yes indeed.  Count on me, Mendax.”  She glanced up at the Bugul Noz.  “I realize yours is a busy life—horrific slander against entire races won’t commit itself, after all—but do you think you might spare me a moment to show me the way out of this, ah, unique little place of yours?”  The Bugul Noz looked down at Bon Bon, who nodded, and then said, “Go back forty paces, close yer een for forty heartbeats, an’ when ye open yer een again ye will find yersel’ at the foot o’ my menhir.  Ye will hae tae guide yersel’ from there.”

Aldrovanda bent herself down in an elaborate bow.  “You have my undying gratitude.  Note the emphasis.”  She raised herself up, and with an insincere smile plastered across her face, turned to Bon Bon.  “Well.  I’d best be off, hadn’t I?  It has been fun.  Seeya.”  She dropped back below the water’s surface, and slithered off the way they had come.

The Bugul Noz watched her go, and once she was out of sight turned to Bon Bon.  “I dinnae think that was wise, wee leanan sídhe.  That one has treachery running through her veins.”

Bon Bon wrapped a length of the rope tightly around the exposed iron of the poker, bound it in place with a somewhat messily-tied knot, and slung the whole arrangement over her back.  “That’s what I’m counting on.  She’ll go straight to Chrysalis, of course, and tell her everything.  If Lyra’s still in the city, Chrysalis will banish her to the caves upon learning that she’s connected with me, a grand traitor who deserves the harshest punishment—and if Lyra isn’t in the city, then Chrysalis will feel cheated by the fact that not only have I escaped punishment, but am trying to save her, and she’ll drag both of us up to the surface for something harsher than merely being forgotten.  Escaping from the latter will be hard, but at least we’ll be out of the caves, and with Lyra by my side—well, we’ll manage something.  Either way,” she said, giving one final tug on the rope binding the poker to her back and satisfying herself that it wouldn’t slip off, “I win.  Or at least, I lose slightly less than I was losing beforehoof.”

“Ye play a risky game.”

“At this point, I have to.”  She turned towards the cave entrance, and drew on her last dwindling reserves of strength.  There was green glimmer around her forehead that flickered, faded, and then burst out in a tiny explosion of chartreuse flame, leaving a unicorn’s horn sprouting from her brow.  Bon Bon stumbled, nearly fell, and then wearily brought herself back to her hooves again.  Sun and Moon, that had taken more out of her than she had expected.  It was a good thing she hadn’t tried to transform into a pegasus to fly to Canterlot; growing the necessary musculature would have been far more draining than creating a simple horn, and she never would have made it.  The changeling turned her head back to the Bugul Noz, and said, “I won’t pretend that I don’t wish you would do more to help, but I can’t blame you, I guess—and what you have done has been incredibly helpful.  Thank you very much.”

The great beast bowed.  “Go.  Yer friend needs ye.”

Bon Bon turned back to face the invisible threshold between the swamp and the cave, took a deep breath, sent a faint glimmer of light shining out from her horn, and stepped forward into the darkness.

Mendacity

by Dromicosuchus

Part VIII

“Lyra!”

A thin, reedy voice echoed out into the darkness, splintering as it bounced off crystal columns and buried itself in great sloping piles of rubble.  Cold dark pools quivered imperceptibly as the dying sounds rolled past, and then grew still once more.  The endless caverns returned to their slumber.

“Lyra!  Can you hear me?”

The call was different this time, low and mellow and tinged with an Appleloosan twang.  Buried away in winding burrows, gnarled little knockers looked up from their strange, ancient tasks, their stone-shod hooves held motionless against the cave walls as they strained to catch the distant sound.  This was not a place to be calling and wandering.  Not in the hungry dark.  There should only be the clinking of stone against crystal and the drip of water.  What was this fool, that she should be crying so loudly in the deeps?  What was this fool, that she should dare remember herself to the world?

        “Lyra, are you there?  Answer me!  It’s me!  It’s Bon Bon!”        

        The accent was different, the pitch was different, the intonation was different—but the voice was the same, nonetheless.  The knockers shook their yellowed heads, brittle glass manes creaking in the still air, and returned to their task, hammering with tiny hooves against the crystal walls.  Tap.  Tap tap.  It was not their concern.  Tap.  The cave was greater than this interloper, whoever she might be.  Ta-tap tap.  Tap.  It was darker than her.  Tappa-tap tap.  It was older.

        “Lyra!”

Tap tap.

        Tap.

The green glow of a changeling’s magic glimmered in the darkness as a creature that looked very much like a unicorn clambered down a mound of loose rock and crystal fragments.  Her bruised body might have been a pale cream color, and perhaps her tangled mane and dirty tail were navy and rose, but in the green witchlight of her horn they had lost all their colors.  Bon Bon half-slid, half-fell the last few yards, bringing a miniature avalanche of pebbles and stones skittering down with her, and somewhat to her surprise managed to land on all four hooves.  Well, three hooves and a scraped knee.  Close enough.          

The exhausted changeling raised herself upright and dimmed her horn, shivering as the blackness flowed around her.  Reality withdrew and unreality slithered forward, bringing with it the doddering, emaciated scent of Faerie, weakened by millennia spent gnawing at itself in the dark.  Bon Bon twitched her tail irritably, as if to bat away the cloying smell, and closed her eyes, trying to focus.  She could feel another power here, something else pushing against the insistent pull of reality, something more recent and alive.  Magic.  More specifically, pony magic.  

Unicorn magic.  

Bon Bon’s head bobbed to and fro, brow furrowed in concentration as she tried to pinpoint the direction of the magic, and then drifted to a halt.  Yes.  There, deeper and a little further up, where the crystals were larger and clustered more thickly together.  That was the way.  That was where Lyra was.  She took a deep breath, set her horn glowing once more, and began clambering up the glassy face of a great slanting gypsum column.

Time, time, she needed more time!  She wasn’t sure how long she had been in the caves; perhaps half a day.  Perhaps a full day.  She was certainly tired enough for it to have been a full day, but she was sure, she was almost sure, that it hadn’t been longer than that.  No time to rest, though; even now Aldrovanda would be making her way up to Canterlot to betray her to Queen Chrysalis, and she had to get to Lyra first so that, whatever happened, they’d be together for it.  Maybe, somehow, it would be all right.  Maybe they would face Chrysalis together, filled with love for one another, and when the Queen tried to drain them of it she would be overwhelmed instead, drowned by their love like a pony drowned trying to drink a river dry.  Maybe a gleam of magic would swirl around them, shining with rainbow light, and everything that belonged to Faerie would creep back into the shadows in fear.  Maybe…

Maybe.  Bon Bon chuckled mirthlessly, and began gingerly making her way along a fallen crystal column, riddled with cracks, that lay half-submerged in a dark pool with an unnervingly acidic smell.  Maybe she wasn’t a changeling anymore.  Maybe she was a pony, normal and inoffensive to the universe, and maybe such a thing as “luck” could exist for her.  Maybe she could be like Twilight Sparkle, or like the Cake’s apprentice, or like Applejack, or the weather team captain or that odd quiet pegasus who lived near the Everfree or Miss Rarity.

Hah!

Or maybe the Bugul Noz was right, and maybe the cosmos itself loathed her and everything like her, and would give her no gifts and cut her no breaks.  Maybe she was, quite literally, an abomination.  Maybe—Bon Bon tumbled off the other end of the crystal column, hit the ground hard, and tottered back to her hooves.  She paused for a moment to check that the rope bound around her midsection was still snugly tied, and gave it a tightening tug when she discovered that it wasn’t.  Time enough for “maybe”s later.  It didn’t matter whether she was fortune’s favorite foal or the unluckiest beast under the Sun; either way, her task was the same.

        The battered changeling dimmed her horn again and focused again, feeling for the warm thrum of unicorn magic.  Yes, there it was again, and it was close, too, considering how strong it felt.  Wonderful; it shouldn’t take long at all for her to…Hm.  

Bon Bon frowned.  That was odd; for a moment, she could have sworn that she had sensed two threads of magic, one far weaker than the other.  She let the light shining from her horn go out completely, straining to pick up the subtler undertones in the faint magical aura flowing around her.  Yes, there it was again; another unicorn, far weaker than first but definitely there.  Or perhaps more than just one other; now that she concentrated on the second thread of magic, she could sense an odd echoing quality to it.  There were two other ponies there, or maybe three.  Four?  It was hard to tell.  They were so weak, though; they must be nearly dead.  Bon Bon sat back on her haunches, exhaled, and focused.  Three, probably, and than a strange sort of subharmonic in the magic, like the rumble of distant thunder or the creaking of an overburdened wooden beam about to give way.  If she could only sense it a bit more clearly…

        A livid green flash of Faerie burst against her mind, sending Bon Bon staggering back in shock.  What was—what—it was so strong, stronger even than the unicorn she had sensed at first.  Her horn flashed green, sending out great wasteful, panicked flares of light.  The thing that had so suddenly come into being, somewhere out in the dark, was a changeling; she recognized the feel of the miasma rushing past her, ravenous and writhing with the taste of lies.  It had come for the imprisoned ponies, starving and weakened by whatever torture they had been through.  It had come for Lyra.  It would kill Lyra.  It had to be stopped.

        Technically, what happened next was not an error of judgment on Bon Bon’s part; this, however, was primarily because no judgment whatsoever was involved.  Had she paused to think things through, it might have occurred to her that attempting something as difficult as a teleportation spell was probably not a wise idea, particularly since she wasn’t really a unicorn and had never dabbled much with magic.  With a bit more time for reflection, she might also have realized what, exactly, performing something as demanding as a teleportation spell would do to her in her present weakened state.  It would hardly leave her capable of going horn-to-horn with an unfriendly changeling.  At the very most, she might be able to manage a witty insult or two, but even that was probably pushing it.   She really wasn’t feeling very witty at the moment.

        But she was tired, she was scared, she was desperate, and at that moment, the only thing in her mind was the thought “SAVE LYRA NOW,” running on loop and blaring at a few hundred mental decibels.  So she gritted her teeth, fixed every fiber of her concentration on the source of the faint wisp of unicorn magic, and forced every last, lingering thread of her own magic through her horn.

Green fire blasted out and around Bon Bon, hissing and screeching against the air as the burning tongues of magic bit into the space around her, distorting and crushing it.  The changeling winced and clenched her eyes shut, focusing on the spell and trying to ignore the intense headache that had just slammed against the base of her horn and was rapidly spreading to the rest of her head.  She couldn’t flub this; it had to work.  She had to get to Lyra.  Orange-red sparks swirled around her head; the spell, running out of control, was beginning to scorch her mane.  Bon Bon snarled, and redoubled her focus.  If it was setting her on fire, some of the power was being wasted, and if it was being wasted she wouldn’t be able to teleport—and she needed to teleport, because she needed—to—get—to—Lyra.

“Ah, Princess Cadence.  I’m so pleased to see that you’re behaving yourself.”

        It was several minutes earlier and a several leagues away from the time and place of Bon Bon’s attempted teleportation.  A few dying flickers of green flame scudded across the gypsum floor of an angular cavern, dancing in little panicked eddies away from a tall, gangling changeling hovering in the air, her tattered wings whirring and her fanged mouth curved in a self-satisfied smirk.  Perched atop her stringy, decaying mane was a strange growth that, from a certain angle and in the right light, could almost have been called a crown.  The slender changeling flittered down, corroded hooves clinking lightly against the ground, and flashed another smug smile at a ragged alicorn standing in the middle of the cave.

“So pleased, in fact, that I’ve brought you a little playmate.  You know her, I think; I gather that you used to be her foalsitter.  She would not stop talking about it.”  She gestured to her right, where the limp body of a small lavender unicorn had quietly flamed into existence.  “Sadly, she’s feeling a bit under the weather right now—she got feisty about a third of the way through the trip when I was dragging her down past Canterlot’s foundations, and I had to get a little rough with her—but she’ll live.  For a while, anyway.”

The alicorn narrowed her eyes.  “How dare you, Chrysalis!”

“’How dare you?’  Seriously, now?  Princess, I expect better from you!  Next you’ll be telling me to ‘stop right there,’ or warning me that I’ll ‘never get away with it.’”  Chrysalis made a strange little sound that could almost have been called a childish giggle, and then whisked around, scraggly tail flying wide so that its tip almost brushed against Cadence’s face.  “As it happens, though, I do dare, I have no intention of stopping, and I am getting away with it.  Twilight here,“ She paused to give the unconscious unicorn a kick, “was the only one left who suspected me, and with her safely out of the way tomorrow’s wedding will go off without a hitch.  Your dearly beloved Shining Armor, O Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, will soon be mine—all mine.”  She giggled again.  “Really, if you think about it, he’s stepping up in life.  Betrothed to a princess, but marrying a queen—not bad, wouldn’t you say?”

Princess Cadence said nothing, while the glare she aimed at the gloating changeling queen said everything.  Chrysalis shrugged.  “Fine, give me the silent treatment.  See what I care.”  She raised her head, and called out, “Bridesmaids!  Come!”

Three pairs of glimmering green eyes opened in the dark, and three unicorns dressed in incongruously festive dresses trotted forward, their hooves moving in eerie lockstep.  They bowed in unison before the changeling, and chorused, “Yes, O Queen?”

Chrysalis smiled.  “I have a minor addition to your tasklist.  You are now to guard both the alicorn and this unicorn.  Kill them if they attempt to escape.”  She paused, considering.  “Oh, and if they manage to overpower you, you will be unworthy of me, and you are to kill yourselves.  The method doesn’t matter; whatever’s convenient at the time.  Be creative.”  She aimed a sidelong smirk at Cadence.  “I do hope you continue to behave yourself, princess.  You wouldn’t want their blood on your hooves, now would you?”

“You monster!  You’ll never get—“

Fortunately for her dignity, Cadence wasn’t allowed to finish the sentence.  With a skreeling, shrieking howl, a whirlwind of green flame exploded into existence between the queen and the princess, hissing madly as it scorched its way into being.  Filaments of harlequin fire flung themselves out from the central vortex, dancing chaotically away into the air, and with a grunt of pain a battered, bruised, and mildly singed unicorn tumbled out of nothingness to land in a heap at Chrysalis’ hooves, her back to the changeling queen.  The newcomer raised herself halfway upright, propping her body up on shaking forehooves, and gasped to nopony in particular, “Don’t you touch her!  Don’t you—don’t—“  She realized she wasn’t speaking to anypony, glanced wildly around, and spotted Cadence, who was currently staring slack-jawed at her and making “Whuh-whuh-whuh…” noises.  

The newcomer blinked.  “Oh.  The strong one was an alicorn.  But—”  She craned her head back to look over her shoulder, and spotted Chrysalis.  “Oh.”  She paused to consider.  “Ponyfeathers.  But there were others—I felt—“  The pale unicorn noticed the three bewitched bridesmaids, standing at attention at Chrysalis’ back, and yelped, “Lyra!  Lyra, I’m here, it’s me, I—“  Then, to Chrysalis,  “Don’t you dare touch her, I’ll kill you if you touch her, don’t you dare—don’t—don’t—“  She trailed off, managed one more weak “Ponyfeathers,” and then her hooves crumpled beneath her and she slid down on to the cave floor.  There was long moment of silence.

“What,” said Chrysalis.

Bon Bon, who was currently trying to stay conscious and finding it an unexpectedly demanding task, didn’t respond.  The changeling queen lowered her head and peered at the exhausted “unicorn” lying before her.  “Who are you?  Speak!  How did you know that the princess was—Wait.”  She flicked her tongue out of her mouth, tasting the air.  “You aren’t a pony.”  Her tongue slithered out and back a second time.  “You are Shee.  And not just Shee, but a changeling.”  Her narrowed eyes widened, and her angular face was split by a fanged smile.  “Ah, yes, I remember now.  We met some days ago in Canterlot, near the delectable Shining Armor’s little lair—though you had taken the shape of an earth pony then, I recall.  You must be the traitor that shellycoat told me about; Mendax is your name, yes?”

“Bite iron,” hissed Bon Bon.  Chrysalis aimed a vicious kick at the limp changeling, and Bon Bon choked back a whimper as the razor edges of the queen’s cavity-ridden hoof bit into her skin.  Princess Cadence gasped, and took a half step forward.  “Stop it!  Leave her alone!”

“Hold your tongue, pony!  This doesn’t concern you.”  The queen’s horn flared with venomous light, and a wall of crystals ripped themselves up out of the cave floor, arcing up and over the alicorn to seal her inside a crystalline cell, muffling her cries.  Chrysalis’ mouth twitched into a brief smile, and then she turned back to Bon Bon.

“’Bite iron?’  My, you have quite the mouth on you, don’t you?”  The skeletal black creature’s wings flickered out, and she lifted herself up into the air, hovering above Bon Bon.  “And that’s not the least of your crimes, is it?”  She smirked.  “You weren’t quite as unseen as you thought.  A shellycoat in the Great Basin saw what you did to that poor kelpie, and she came to me and told me everything.  Normally I’d just leave you here to rot, but that seems too merciful, all things considered.”  She raised a hoof and tapped her snout theatrically.  “What shall I do with you?  Take your own suggestion, and force iron down your throat, perhaps?  It would be very satisfying, certainly, but even that doesn’t strike me as quite harsh enough for your sins.”  She considered for a few more seconds, and then turned her head towards the three bridesmaids. “You!  Which of you is Lyra?”

Bon Bon wrenched herself back up to her forehooves.  “No!”

“’No, no!’” mimicked the queen, giggling as the leftmost of the enchanted unicorns, pale green and wearing a dirty yellow silk dress, trotted robotically forward.  The green light of changeling Glamour sparked in her eyes.  With a whirring of her membranous wings, the changeling queen turned back to Lyra.  “You!  You knew this creature, didn’t you?”

Lyra shook her head, and droned, “No, my queen.”

Chrysalis raised an eyebrow.  “No?  But—Ah, of course.”  She gave a casual toss of her horn, there was a flash of green fire at the crest of Bon Bon’s navy and rose-colored mane, and the mare let out a shriek of pain as her horn was scorched out of existence.  The changeling queen gestured at Bon Bon.  “Now?”

Lyra nodded.  “Yes, my queen.”

“Excellent.  You were fond of her?”

“I loved her.”

Chrysalis ran a thin tongue across her lips, as if savoring the memory of some delicious flavor, and continued, “And she is fond of you?”

        “She loves me.”

        “Charming.  Well then,” the changeling queen said to Bon Bon, “that makes things fairly simple.  We shouldn’t have any trouble covering both the physical and psychological aspects of your punishment, dearie.”  She gestured for Lyra to come forward.  “You, bridesmaid, are to kill this mare.  Ah!”  She raised a hoof as Lyra started towards Bon Bon, her face blank and her horn sparking with lethal energy.  “Not quickly.  It must be slow, slow and painful.  I suggest pressing small pieces of iron against her skin.  There is ancient mining equipment in these caves, so there should be nails and similar things lying around.  You might also cut her up a bit in spots that won’t kill her immediately.  Make her look like she’s been through Tartarus and back, you understand?  Then, when she’s mere minutes from death, my power over you is to end.  You are to remember who you are and who she is, and what you did to her.”  

Chrysalis kneeled beside Bon Bon, who felt like screaming but couldn’t quite seem to get enough air into her lungs to do so, and with a slender hoof lifted the little changeling’s head, forcing Bon Bon to meet her gaze.  

“And the last thing you see, little race-traitor, will be the pony that you’ve had the almighty gall to dare to love, howling with the kind of misery that shatters souls.”  She let Bon Bon’s head drop back to the stone floor, straightened herself, and smiled.

“Well.  That’s that taken care of, then.  I’d stay to watch how you get on, but I have a lot to do right now, and quite frankly I don’t have the stomach to watch.  I don’t take any pleasure in this, you know.  I just want to make sure that justice is served.”  The queen glanced around the vaulted crystal cavern, taking in Cadence’s cell, the unconscious lavender unicorn, her three enchanted bridesmaids, and Bon Bon, lying crumpled at her hooves.  She smiled, and repeated, “That’s that taken care of.  You two,” she said, gesturing at the two other bridesmaids—Bon Bon recognized one of them as Twinkleshine, the pony she had impersonated when speaking with Princess Luna, but the second was strange to her—“be sure to kill your compatriot after she’s done away with this changeling and is no longer under the influence of my Glamour.  I can’t have her making a nuisance of herself.”  

Chrysalis raised her horn, sent a flood of green fire swirling around her body, and assumed the shape of Princess Cadence.  “This day really has been perfect,” she said.  There was another burst of fire and flash of light, and with a crackling roar she was gone.  The cavern was swallowed up in total darkness once again, and for a moment all was still and quiet.

For a moment.

Chlink.

Lyra’s eyes gleamed in the darkness, her pupils flickering eerily as she made her way towards Bon Bon.  With an effort that would have put an Ursa Major to shame, Bon Bon managed to lift her head, staring up at the approaching eyes.  This couldn’t happen.  She couldn’t let this happen.

“’Yrrr’a…”

No good.  Try again.  Had to try again.  The eyes drew closer, little flickers of golden magic slithering up the sharp horn above them.

“Lyra!”

Lyra didn’t blink, didn’t hesitate, didn’t pause.  Chlink clok klip.  The sound of her hooves echoed in the darkness.  Bon Bon forced herself to draw another breath, straining to keep her head upright.  It was all her fault.  Lyra deserved better. It couldn’t end like this.

“Lyra, it’s—it’s me.  It’s Bon Bon.  Don’t—don’t—you’re stronger than—“

The pale green mare came to a halt in front of Bon Bon, staring blankly down at her.  Several small, sharp stones lying on the cave floor shuddered, and then rose up into the air, wrapped in Lyra’s magic.  “You might also cut her up a bit,” Chrysalis had said.  Lyra would be starting with that, then.

There wasn’t any hope.  She had failed.  She was Unseelie after all, in the oldest and darkest meaning of the word: unlucky, cursed, and doomed.  And now Lyra was doomed with her.  It was all her fault; all those years of lies and half-truths, every time she resolved to tell Lyra what she really was and then put it off until “later”—that had caused this.  She had caused this.  “Lyra…Lyra, I’m so sorry.”

Lyra didn’t react, her face impassive as she began to strike two of the stones together, knapping them to vicious sharpness.  Bon Bon bowed her head.  Their life used to be so happy; so very happy.  She remembered the crisp autumn evenings back in Ponyville, when Lyra would trot through the front door exhausted from hours of playing her lyre at this wedding or that family reunion and brimming with happiness to be back at home again.  She remembered the crackle of firelight, the taste of warm cocoa, and the warmth of Lyra’s flank against her own as they cuddled together under a blanket in front of the hearth.  She remembered helping Lyra stand upright, encouraging her in her strange, heartfelt hobbies, laughing at her stories and soothing her in her darker moods.  She remembered Lyra soothing her in turn, comforting her when fey specters stalked through the darkness of her mind and the great howling madness of Faerie battered against the safe, happy little world the changeling had constructed for herself.  Lyra had always driven it away again.  Even without knowing what she was fighting, without even knowing that she was fighting anything, the brave, beautiful mare had always driven it away.  The warmth had always returned.  It had been so wonderful.

Bon Bon knew that the memories were draining her.  She was a changeling, and changelings fed on love; they didn’t give it away.  They couldn’t afford to.  The love for Lyra swelling within her was rushing out like a great glacial lake tearing its way free of an ice dam, ripping the last fragments of her own strength to pieces and carrying them with it as it flooded away.  

She didn’t care.  The little Shee forced her head higher, meeting Lyra’s eyes.  She knew what she wanted her last words to be, and what she wanted her last thought to be.

“I love you, Lyra.”

Even as she said it, a deeper blackness than the darkness of the caverns was already creeping in around the edge of her vision, and her thoughts were beginning to grow jumbled, fraying and snagging themselves on one another.  As her sight dimmed, she saw—or thought she saw—a strange quiver in the Glamour filling Lyra’s eyes, like a candle flame guttering in a sudden draught.  She had no time to wonder what it meant, though.  With the suddenness and finality of a thunderclap, her sight failed completely, and silence claimed her thoughts.

Half-sharpened stones rattled harmlessly down beside Bon Bon’s body, released from the magic that had been holding them in the air.  A pale green unicorn blinked eyes that still burned with Queen Chrysalis’ Glamour, but only weakly.  The Glamour was fed by love wrapped in purpose, and now, presented with two loves and two purposes, it strained against itself.  The unicorn blinked again, and then noticed the mare lying at her hooves.

There was a cry in the darkness.

…Beneath the fire-red leaves…

…Or tossed upon the wind…

        Slowly, feeling crept back into Bon Bon’s body, ringing in her bones and aching in her muscles.  What—where was she?  What had happened?  She tried to open her eyes, but couldn’t quite manage it.

        I walked alone for many a day

        On paths nopony…

…To far away,

        Where fir and hemlock grows

        Bon Bon shivered.  Snow—cold—something was cold underneath her.  Cold and hard.  Not snow, rock.  She was in a cave, yes, that was right.  But she felt something warm against her side, too, and—a song?  Somepony was singing.

She said, I’ve heard the wild winds howl

        I’ve danced with Wendigos

        I’ve flown above the drifting clouds

        And dived beneath ice floes

But never, O, never she said to me

        Never in all my days

        Have I seen your love with her eyes of green

        And her mark of shining rays

It was a familiar song, an old folk tune loved by old ponies and smoothed to river-stone perfection by the thousands of tongues that had sung it.  It reminded her of wood, and wool, and the gleam of brass.  It felt safe.  Bon Bon tried to move and immediately regretted it, whimpering at the pain stabbing at her limbs.  The singer paused, and said, “Shh, Bonnie, shh.  It’s okay.  I’m here.”  Then she drew a breath and continued.

I walked alone for many a day

        On paths nopony knows

        I wandered South to far away,

        Where fig and upas grows

        I met an ahuitzotl there

        Who swam by sunken trees

        I told him of my long-lost love

        And begged him tell me, please,

If ever, O, ever in jungle thick

        Or on branch that bends and sways

        Had he seen my love with her eyes of green

        And her mark of shining rays

        He said, I’ve heard the wild winds howl

        I’ve fished in stream and mere

Mapinguari has hunted me

        And I have hunted fear

But never, O, never he said to me

        Never in all my days

        Have I seen your love with her eyes of green

        And her mark of shining rays

        It was impossible.  It couldn’t be.  Chrysalis had enchanted—Lyra had been going to kill her.  But she could feel a familiar heartbeat by her side, and could hear the familiar tones of her marefriend’s voice.  Bon Bon’s blue-gray eyes flickered open, and she found herself looking into Lyra’s amber eyes, illuminated by the gentle golden glow of the unicorn’s horn.  She smiled, her eyes creased with happiness and tears glimmering at their corners, and continued singing.  In a voice that began weak and then gradually grew stronger, Bon Bon joined in, and the two mares sang in harmony, their voices echoing together through the caverns beneath the Canterhorn.

        I walked alone for many a day

        On paths nopony knows

        I wandered Home from far away

        Where oak and maple grows.

        I met a hooded pony there

        Who’d wandered overseas

        I told her of my long-lost love

        And begged her tell me, please,

If ever, O, ever on distant shore

        Or in the sunlit bays

        Had she seen my love with her eyes of green

        And her mark of shining rays

        She said, I’ve ventured West to fire

        And East I’ve sallied forth

        I’ve braved the heat of the sultry South

        And the snows of the freezing North

But never, O, never she said to me

        As her hood she withdrew

        And looked at me with eyes of green

        Did I stop looking for you.